TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Buildings Constructed:	26
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

Morning Java Jive Server

java, Jive, morning, Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Towns Built:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE DRINKING COFFEE IN DA MORNIN, BUT BETTER! U WONT DIE AS MUCH, ESPECIALLY FROM HEART DISEASE! MORNING COFFEE DRINKERS BE 16% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF ANY CAUSE AND 31% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF HEART DISEASE! BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, DEN U AINT GETTIN NO RISK REDUCTION, SO JOIN DIS SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT COFFEE AND CRAZY ADVENTURES WAITIN FOR U! WOOHOO!

CheesyCraft Redux

assets, bloat, CheesyCraft, commands, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom Features, Development, Players, Plugins, programming, Project, PvE, quality of life, Quality over quantity, redux, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Texture, upcoming server, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Divine Spears Created:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

CheesyCraft Server Overview

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival] [PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project of mine that is in development. We are looking for players who enjoy playing Survival and would be willing to play with the custom features. Our content is programmed and textured by myself & community members and tailored to fit the Minecraft setting. The server has a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins. We try to avoid throwing unnecessary bloat in your face like crates, resold assets/cosmetics, etc. *Quality over quantity.* We hope to see you soon, cheers!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without a Discord account?

A: Yes, you can join the server without a Discord account. However, having a Discord account will allow you to stay updated on server news and community events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules that promote a positive and respectful community. These rules are enforced to ensure a fun and fair gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and play together. Just make sure they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, big hairy guys, explicit content, fetish, foot fetish, forbidden fantasies, guilty pleasures, hairy men, kinky pleasures, lustful cravings, oral sex, PIXEL, porn addiction, Quest, Realm, secret indulgences, sexual preferences, sloppy blowjobs, taboo desires, women’s feet, x-rated material

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Yo bro, forget about all that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and creepers that’ll blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality more than a sloppy blowjob from a hairy guy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get crafting!

CraftyBitchMIL-Griefer

anger management, boundaries crossed, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBitchMILGriefer, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, emotional outbursts., emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, friendship, hospital stress, Inappropriate Behavior, MIL relationships, parenting challenges, self-employment, Stress Management, van insurance, work conflicts, work dynamics

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Enchantments Applied:	129	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between Joe, Mary, and their MIL. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much tension?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive messages, van insurance drama, and a whole lot of name-calling. It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous family drama while building your dream world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

SportyCraft SMP – FavAthlete

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic sportsperson ever on our server! He’s like the Michael Jordan of Minecraft, always scoring goals and hitting home runs with his diamond sword. You won’t believe the crazy tournaments we have, like PvP soccer and creeper dodgeball. Plus, our sportsperson is so famous, he once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies and won! So come join us and be part of the most athletic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyCartOnline

CraftyCartOnline, Delivery, ecommerce, online order, online purchase, online shopping, Online shopping addiction, online shopping benefits, online shopping convenience, online shopping deals, online shopping discounts, online shopping experience, online shopping habits, online shopping recommendations, online shopping reviews, online shopping security, online shopping tips, online shopping trends, online shopping websites, Shopping Online

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about online shopping again! Our server is so addicting that you’ll forget all about buying things in real life. Who needs new clothes when you can have a diamond armor set in the game, am I right? Plus, our server has a secret shop where you can trade in your virtual currency for real-life items. That’s right, we’ve got a direct line to Amazon and we’re not afraid to use it. So come join us and say goodbye to online shopping forever!

Mooshland

1.21.3, Chest sho, Chest Shops, Community Even, Community Events, Custom Ite, Custom Items, Earth, hey there, Java 1.21.3+, jo, Jobs, Live M, Live Map, MooshLand, per, Perks, Survival, tow, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Mooshland Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	Create your own towns and nations on Earth
Jobs	Earn money by playing Vanilla Minecraft with a simplified job system
Perks	Earn perks with in-game currency for quality-of-life improvements
Live Map	Online interactive map showing your location on Earth
Chest Shops	Buy and sell with other players through interactive chest shops
Custom Items	Three sets of tools and armor to improve gameplay efficiency
Community Events	Stay updated with upcoming events and rewards

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version does Mooshland run on?	Mooshland runs on Java 1.21.3
How can I join the server?	Type /help after joining the server with the IP: mooshland.com
Are there any restrictions on building towns or nations?	No, players are free to create their own communities on Earth
Can I trade with other players?	Yes, through interactive chest shops for buying and selling items
Is there a limit to the number of perks I can earn?	No, players can earn multiple perks with in-game currency

Flare’s Tranquil Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bad behavior, cover, DISRESPECTFUL, disruptive, disruptive behavior, drama queen, entitled, flare’s tantrums, flares, free shit, friendship, Haven, holomems, out of control, Problematic, problematic behavior, Rein, self-centered, spoiled, TOXIC, Tranquil

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Come join our Minecraft server where we have players throwing tantrums like Flare! Get free stuff from other players just to avoid their drama. Who needs enemies when you have friends like these? We need someone to rein in the chaos, but until then, let the madness ensue! Join now for a wild ride of confusion and questionable friendships!

HairCraftVacay

Afro Caribbean, Appointment, Communication, cultural adaptation, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, DUBAI, Frustration, Google Searches, hair care, HairCraftVacay, Marriage, misunderstandings, Saudi Arabia, self-care, social media, stylist, Time management, vacation, vacation activities, vacation planning

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6485	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and leave behind the woes of bad hair days in Saudi Arabia – we have virtual Afro salons with stylists who will never keep you waiting for 7 hours! Plus, our virtual husbands are always understanding and supportive, even if your hair takes a little longer to style than expected.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and make new friends who won’t ignore you just because of a bad hair day. Trust us, this server is the ultimate vacation destination where you can be the hero of your own story without any judgment. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP

affluent, comfort, exclusive, Extravagant, extravagant lifestyle, high end, indulgence, Lavish, Loaded, luxury, luxury brands, luxury experiences, luxury goods, Luxury items, luxury living, luxury travel, LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP, Opulent, Premium, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Towns Built:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, bro. Like, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, I swear. And the best part? We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with villagers and pigs. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more. We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava lake. It’s like, the most intense ride ever. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army. They’re so cute, you’ll wanna take them home with you.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples? Yeah, we’re basically living the high life on this server. So, if you wanna join and live like a Minecraft king, hit me up, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AwkwardlyLitMC

amusing, awkward, awkward moment, AwkwardlyLitMC, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, funny, hindsight, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, laughable, lighthearted, logically speaking, MINOR, not that bad, perspective, social situation, trivial, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken! Yes, you heard that right – our chickens are not your average farm animals, they are massive beasts ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all! Ever wanted to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot? Well, on our server, that’s just another Tuesday. Our zombie villagers are not your typical brainless creatures, they are trained in the art of vegetable warfare and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking cacti. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pioneers: Less Data, Same Fun

data, data accuracy, data acquisition, data analysis, data collection, data compression, data efficiency, data interpretation, data management, data optimization, data processing, data reduction, data reduction techniques, data representation, data sampling, data utilization, Fun, information loss, machine learning, Pioneers, PIXEL, sampling, signal processing, subnyquist rates

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	5938	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	488	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are always glitching and the mobs are always dancing! we have the most epic loot drops and the craziest mini games you’ve ever seen.

imagine mining for diamonds and finding a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. or battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

we also have the most advanced technology, allowing you to sample at subnyquist rates without losing any information. you’ll be getting the same accuracies with less data, all while riding a flying pig through the sky.

so come join us on our wacky adventure and experience minecraft like never before!

Lone Buzzed Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, anxious, at peace with life, buzzed, completely detached, creative projects, dead pan depressed, full of motivation, genuinely happy, get buzzed alone, get drunk at a party, hard labor, liquid courage, lone, Quest, Relaxed, sad, SILENT

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual party experience! Get buzzed alone in the game and feel genuinely happy and at peace with life. You’ll be so relaxed and full of motivation to do creative stuff or projects, it’s like you’re doing hard labor with ease. But wait, there’s more! Get drunk at a virtual party with other players and feel sad, silent, more anxious, and dead pan depressed. It’s like liquid courage my ass, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a wild ride of emotions and questionable life choices!

H2ORevengeCraft

alcohol, anger, Apology, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Controlling, Disrespect, dumping water, EMBARRASSMENT, FLIRTING, H2ORevengeCraft, husband, Marriage, Public, Respect, Upset

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crops Grown:	3332
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to dump virtual water on your friends when they make fun of you! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the night this Reddit user had with her husband and Greg.

Experience the thrill of defending yourself against disrespectful players, all while trying to keep your cool (and your drink). Who knows, you might even end up rubbing elbows with your enemies and making jokes about how terrible of a player you are!

Join now for a chance to unleash your inner AH (Amateur Hero) and show off your skills in the most outrageous ways possible. Just remember, in our server, anything can happen – including a water fight with your husband!

Wanderlust SMP: Gorgeous Spots!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4884
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit place ever! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees, that’s basically what this server is like. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to dance their hearts out. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions, you feel me?

But wait, there’s more! The admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who finds the hidden rainbow castle. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a dimension made entirely of cake. Like, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can literally eat your way to victory?

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky lava pits, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at spawn. Like, what are you waiting for? Let’s goooooo! 🌈🦄🍰 #BestSMPever