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Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Animals Bred:	86
Runes Activated:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4438	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Emeralds Found:	1008	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Magic Items Found:	3332	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magic Items Found:	7457
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Emeralds Found:	9074

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	3646	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2264
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	15

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Star Shards Collected:	177
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	400	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Farms Harvested:	506
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Towns Built:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magic Items Found:	8581

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Love Letters Sent:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Players:	110/600	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	543978	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Animals Bred:	126	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2