Are you tired of hearing about the same old overrated players on other Minecraft SMPs? Join our server and escape the endless praise of mediocre players who think they’re the best thing since sliced bread. Our server is filled with outrageous characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have way too many dick suckery documentaries and vignettes made about our players, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Astral Projections Made: 4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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