& TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	1824	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SkyMineIL

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Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Crops Grown:	4074

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

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Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	US WEST
Java Version	1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.30

Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

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Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TalentlessButCool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

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So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TerraCrafts Survival

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Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Tophat

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Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

– Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

– Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

– Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Astral Projections Made:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

KickOutCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mines Excavated:	2140	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2543	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PixelPeenPraise

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2875	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

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yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.