Theivez SMP: Where stealing is encouraged, life is taken, and fabric gets a makeover!

Anarchy, application, Community, Discord, encouraged, Fabric, hoster, Launch, Life, LifeSteal, makeover, members, Players, server application, Server Community, server discord, server fun, SERVER HOST, server hosting, server launch, server launch date, server member, server players, smp, stealing, Theivez

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Towns Built:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	478
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	66	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Lifesteal Server Overview

Description	Looking for a lifesteal server that is well-moderated and fun? Look no further! We are building a community to enjoy playing lifesteal together. The server will be launching soon, within 1-3 days depending on player count. The server hosting will be determined by the number of members, with a preference for a dedicated server if we reach over 30 players.
Application	For more information and to fill out an application, join our Discord: https://discord.gg/CQvBHhsB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How soon will the server launch?	The server will launch within 1-3 days, depending on player count.
How will the server hosting be determined?	If we have over 30 members, a dedicated server will be purchased. If the player count is low, a free server hosting service will be used.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join our Discord server and fill out an application through the provided link: https://discord.gg/CQvBHhsB

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Buildings Constructed:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Crops Grown:	1343
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7860
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchantments Applied:	180
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Potions Brewed:	77
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ores Mined:	4601	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	164727

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Star Shards Collected:	204
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	371	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Potions Brewed:	135	Animals Bred:	113
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Star Shards Collected:	193
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582