TheGoldenPickaxe | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	414	Crops Grown:	4394
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7212
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Animals Bred:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	724726
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Villages Defended:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Towns Built:	8
Votes:	3862	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Potions Brewed:	93	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

MomDeservedItLOL

Boundaries, christmas party, college break, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional response, family, household responsibilities, lack of privacy, living arrangements, messy room, MomDeservedItLOL, Mother, parental expectations, personal belongings, personal space, raised surface, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, tea spill

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4733
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mines Excavated:	1657
Ores Mined:	2221	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of your mom invading your Minecraft room and messing up your stuff? Join our server and escape to a world where your mom can’t ruin your tea-stained papers and yarn! Build your own room without any interference and enjoy the ultimate privacy.

We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!

Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!

StrangerDanger in Minecraft SMP

bizarre conversation, bizarre encounter, bizarre story, Minecraft, odd conversation, odd meeting, odd story, odd stranger, peculiar experience, peculiar stranger, random encounter, random story, smp, strange conversation, strange encounter, strange story, stranger, StrangerDanger, unexpected meeting, unusual interaction, unusual stranger, weird encounter, weird story

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster of craziness and shenanigans! Like one time, I was just mining for diamonds and a random player dressed as a giant chicken came up to me and started dancing the Macarena! And then out of nowhere, a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appeared and started throwing emeralds at us! It was so random and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing!

But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!

So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyConspiracies

#revelation, Conspiracy Theory, conspiracy theory revealed, cover up, CraftyConspiracies, crazy, Deception, Evidence, Government, hidden agenda., Mind Blowing, Reality, secret, Shocking.., skepticism, Surprising, Truth, UNBELIEVABLE, Uncover, Uncovering, uncovering the truth

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Ever heard of the Minecraft server where the creepers are actually controlled by the Illuminati? That’s right, these explosive green guys are just pawns in a bigger game of world domination. Join our server to uncover the truth behind this explosive conspiracy and maybe even recruit a creeper or two to join your squad.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

What is the IP for Forever Nenaa Minecraft Server?

dandy, dandy’s world, dandy’s world funny moments, dandy’s world gameplay, dandy’s world roblox, dandys world update, indie game, Minecraft, Nenaa, roblox, roblox game, Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Zombie Dances:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	32
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Star Shards Collected:	249

EnigmaCraft 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, artistic integrity, Censorship, Community Backlash, content regulation, controversy, creative control, cultural impact, Developer perspective, EnigmaCraft, ethical concerns, game developers, gaming industry, industry standards, industry trends, lewd mods, player expectations, player experience, player feedback, sexual content, video games

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Yo, bro, have you ever wondered why game developers hate lewd mods? Like, seriously, they’re missing out on all the fun! But guess what, on this Minecraft server, we embrace the lewdness to the max! Join us if you want to see Steve and Alex in some scandalous outfits, trust me, it’s a whole new level of blocky hotness. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the mobs get down and dirty, it’s like a pixelated party that you don’t want to miss. So come on, join us and let’s show those game developers what they’re missing out on!

Trash Playboy SMP 2024 Part 2

2024.., Bracket, host, Male, nominations, part, playboy, previous, Qualifiers, QUARTERFINALS, Results, Round 1, round 2, Round 3, Round 4, smp, Timer, Tournament, Trash, Vanilla, Vote

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1321
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7164
Herobrine Sightings:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dimension Hops:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

DadCraftBabysitBash

birthday celebration, birthday compromise, birthday disappointment, birthday expectations, birthday plans, DadCraftBabysitBash, exhausted parent, family illness, family responsibilities, feeling miserable, lack of sleep, ordering take out, parenting struggles, sick dad, sick day, sick family, sick kids, sick mom, sick on birthday, taking care of kids

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crops Grown:	3428
Chimeras Created:	1	New Chunks Explored:	728382
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of being sick on your husband’s birthday! Join us for a wild ride of virtual adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!

Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!

CraftingLifeLessons

CraftingLifeLessons, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, lesson learned, life advice, life changing, life journey, life lessons, Life skills, life transformation, life-changing experiences, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, wisdom

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Towns Built:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Animals Bred:	194	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Have you ever learned a life-changing lesson too late, like not realizing that creepers explode when you get too close in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we offer a crash course in creeper evasion techniques! Join us and learn how to outsmart those sneaky green baddies before they blow up your precious creations. Trust us, it’s a lesson you won’t want to learn the hard way again! So come join us for some explosive fun and epic adventures.

Players:	103/500	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1386	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4