TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

4chan, anonymous posting, controversial, controversial opinions, controversial topics, Cuckette, forum, insults, internet culture, Irrelevant, meme, message board, Minecraft, Nice Try, offensive language, Online Community, online discussion, retard, Russo board, smp, TheCraftyCreeper, trolling, trolling culture

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Farms Harvested:	941
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Magic Items Found:	3899
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1790	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7668
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Villages Defended:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6674
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

DiamondDough Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, budgeting, children, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, DiamondDough, family finances, Family Support, financial bind, financial management, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Minecraft, pawn necklace, Philippines, RESPONSIBILITY, SAVING, Selfishness, Server, shared money, Trust

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of financial drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real-life money woes! We promise no one will pawn their virtual necklace to help their sister pay off debt here.

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!

Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).

So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5117
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	97	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

MoodKiller Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MoodKiller, smp

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.

TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

Canada, discussions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, long tail tags, mexico, negotiations, North America, pause, Play, political strategy, tariff strategy, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade deals, trade war, trump

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Gods Slained:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

VoltCraft – Shockingly Good Fun!

#Automotive, Automotive Market, Decline, Decrease, electric cars, electric vehicle market, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, Fun, Good, Industry, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shockingly, tesla, tesla model 3, Tesla Motors, vehicle sales, Voltcraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Villages Defended:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

LOL u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual tesla dealership but instead of cars we sell diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor! our sales have plunged 63% in the EU’s second-biggest EV market cuz all the villagers keep stealing our loot! come join us and help us fight off the pesky villagers and reclaim our riches! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the server with stacks of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be found! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Brain Blocks & Plastic Pixels

accumulation, blocks, Body, Brain, Environmental, environmental impact, health, human health, ingestion, ingestion pathway, liver, microplastic ingestion, microplastic pollution, microplastics, organ accumulation, pixels, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic waste, Pollution, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Zombie Dances:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	6043	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. they became the richest player on the server and ruled over all with an iron fist. but then, a group of evil players banded together to overthrow them and a massive war broke out. it was chaos and destruction everywhere, but oh so much fun!

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base where u can brew potions that give u superpowers. fly like a bird, swim like a fish, or shoot fireballs from ur hands. the possibilities are endless!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum!

ConniskoSMP

auction house, bounty system, Crate System, Cross-Play, Economy, Kits, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Player Claims, Player Shops, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Redstone, Rtp, Server, Shop, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Farms Harvested:	133
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15

ConniskoSMP Featuring -A fully working Economy System! Earn money and become the richest player on the server! -A server shop (With spawners!) to spend your hard earned cash! -A player shop system to make shops of your own, or sell to others. -RTP To randomly teleport anywhere around the world! -A auction house system to quickly list your items for sale, or to buy items from other players! -Player claims so you can claim parts of the world as your own! -Kits to get you started on your adventure and to help you out along the way! -A crate system, get a free key every 12 hours for simply playing on the server. Test your luck! -A bounty system if you really want a player dead! -Player vaults to store your valuable items! Come Join!

31.214.162.141:25726

Gemstone

Anarchy, bedrock, competitive, Cross-Play, Earth, gemstone, java, LifeSteal, Performant, Players, PvP, Reliable, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Dimension Hops:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	3713
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Gemstone was created for both Java and Bedrock players to establish a performant, reliable, and competitive PvP experience for all players.

play.gemstone.gg

Nomisma

bedrock, chat games, Discord, Economy, home, item shop, java, Land Claims, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, PORT, ptp, resetting world, semi anarchy, server auction house, Vanilla, Vote Shop, xp share

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	5152	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Nomisma Minecraft Server Overview
Economy
Item Shop and Vote Shop	Party’s with features such as ptp and xp share
Server Auction House	/home up to 3
Chat Games	No land claims or protected spawn
Discord linked with game chat and auctions	No pay to win features
Never resetting world
Server Rules: No Cheating or Hacks
Clients:	Optifine, Vanilla, Bedrock
Join Today With IP 》》》 Semianarchy.com 《《《
Java 1.21.4	Bedrock 1.21.51 Port: 19132

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacks are not allowed on the server.
Are there any land claims or protected spawn areas?	No, there are no land claims or protected spawn areas.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win features on the server.
How many homes can I set on the server?	You can set up to 3 homes on the server.
What clients are supported on the server?	Optifine, Vanilla, and Bedrock clients are supported.

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, banned, Censorship, controversial, ethical concerns, explicit material, Exploitation, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, harmful effects, mental health, moral debate, mystic, objectification, pornography, Quest, Realm, Regulation, societal harm, societal impact, societal norms

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Yo, forget about porn, bro! Join our Minecraft server instead and let your imagination run wild! No more being a porn-brained idiot, let’s build some epic structures and explore crazy worlds together! Plus, who needs porn when you can mine for diamonds and battle creepers? Trust me, this server is way more exciting than any dirty video. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to victory!