The Virgin SMP – Fully Ripe, No Vanilla {1.21}

Minecraft Server Name	The Chad SMP
Version	1.21
Release Date	June 13th
Description	A laid back and community based server with claimable land and regular End wipes.

Blocky McBlockface Adventures

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will inspire you to create the best game of your life? Look no further, because our server is like the Planescape Torment of Minecraft servers – except with more creepers and less existential dread!

Join us and experience the ethical chain of game development, where every block you place has the power to inspire future generations of gamers. Our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of a community that is dedicated to creating the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience ever. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the next gaming legend, all thanks to our server. See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Funky Fudge Factory

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions! Are you feeling manic? Depressed? Pretending to be bipolar for fun? We’ve got the perfect place for you! Our server is so chaotic, you won’t even know if you’re actually playing Minecraft or just pretending to be a Minecraft player.

Come join us and experience the thrill of trying to delete a post that reveals your deepest secrets, only to realize it’s impossible to erase your digital footprint. Will your parents find out? Will your doctor think you’re a fraud? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast navigating through the drama and madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the insanity! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (unless it gets leaked in a forum post).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Zombie Dances:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchantments Applied:	105	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PirateCraft: Booty, Blocks & Banter

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Are you ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server ever? Imagine having the power of Law’s Ope Ope Fruit, where you can remove your limbs and become Brogy and Dorry’s nugget baby! Live out your wildest dreams of spending 12 hours in Brogy’s ass and then teleporting to Dorry’s foreskin, all while surviving on their smegma and shit. And don’t forget, Nami has bone cancer! Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable experience, where the stench of fish is just amazing and the farts are out of this world. Become a cum shit maggot and worship the bodies of Brogy and Dorry in eternal servitude. It’s a pirate banquet like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your stomach). So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of this Minecraft server and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Third World Imports – Where chaos meets creativity in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon to make things interesting – the mobs have learned how to integrate into society! That’s right, you could be trading with a creeper or having a dance party with a zombie in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is all about diversity and we truly believe that it is our strength. We have players from all walks of life, from villagers to endermen, all coming together to create a truly unique and wacky community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your new best friend in a pigman!

So come join us and see for yourself why this could be your city next. Who knows what crazy adventures and hilarious encounters await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty AF – where Ncrfags get rekt and creativity reigns supreme!

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Are you tired of getting btfo by Ncrfags, Lorefags, NVfags, CRPGfags, Obsidianfags, Toddbros, and Brotherhoodbros? Well, fear not, because on this Minecraft server, you will achieve complete victory over all of them! Our fearless leader has mastered the art of btfo-ing trannies and chuds while also being the most successful video game director of all time. Join us and become part of the most epic Minecraft community where insanity and victory go hand in hand!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafty Crusaders: Die for Israel Edition

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Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and get ready to die for Israel…in the virtual world, of course!

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted yarmulke? Only on our server, my friend.

But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you can fight off zombie hordes with matzah ball launchers and build a temple out of enchanted blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re ready to die for Israel…in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Towns Built:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PurrCraft: Where Cats Rule and Sinks are for Sitting

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching a cat sit in a sink? Well, look no further because on our server, we have cats doing backflips off of mountains into lava pits! Yes, you heard that right. Our feline friends are living life on the edge and you can join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few of those bad boys in your inventory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. It’s a wild time down there, let me tell you.

So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a cat in a sink when you can have all this craziness and more?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Crazies: The Derpy Rainbow Cat Land

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where all the characters are actually secret trannies! Lucy? Trans. Renfield? Trans. Dracula? Trans AND he has a whole harem of trans vampires. And don’t even get me started on Arthur and Quincey, they’re not just gay, they’re fabulous! So come on down to our server for a wild and crazy time. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crew!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Crops Grown:	1774
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Star Shards Collected:	134

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Santa’s Blocky Workshop

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a winter wonderland on steroids! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying reindeer, snowball fights with elves, and a giant gingerbread house that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where it’s Christmas every day. You can build a snowman that comes to life, ride a sleigh pulled by flying pigs, and even challenge Santa himself to a build battle.

So why wait for Christmas when you can experience the holiday spirit all year round on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and let the jingle bells rock your blocks!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crops Grown:	5391	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Enchantments Applied:	131	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Pixel Pals: Where Even Barcelona Looks Like Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes? Well, look no further because our server has a hilarious twist – Barcelona has taken over the entire world! That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting your way through iconic landmarks like the Sagrada Familia and Camp Nou. But be careful, because Lionel Messi himself might pop up to challenge you to a PvP battle!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a llama through the bustling streets of Barcelona, or maybe even stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a hidden beach party with all your favorite Minecraft mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare diamond block shaped like a tiny soccer ball!

So why does Barcelona look like this? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join now and start your adventure in the craziest city in the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BoofCraft: Where the fun never stops and the boof is always passed!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyMcCraftFace

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Are you tired of boring old games with limited customization options? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has more customization than you can shake a diamond sword at! We’re talking rainbow-colored creepers, flying pigs with top hats, and even a disco ball that follows you around wherever you go. Triple A games wish they could have this much customization, but they can’t handle our level of awesomeness. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your creativity run wild!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Chaos: Where Even Nothing Happens Again >_<

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so action-packed, even the creepers are doing backflips! Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter dancing pigs, flying cows, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the legendary battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out in a dance-off to determine the fate of the server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic showdown! So grab your diamond sword and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4152
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Blocky McBlockface: The LOLz Edition

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Are you tired of getting shadow banned on other servers? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is run by none other than Elon Musk himself! That’s right, he bought 4chan and now he’s on a mission to create the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever.

Join us as we navigate through headquarters changes, secret redacted information, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what Musk has in store for us next? One thing’s for sure, things will never be the same once you join our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness. Just remember, this place is totally f*cked in the best way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1787	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	309

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Pixelated Puberty Pals: Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful player on the server, all thanks to our magical loot chests scattered throughout the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky animal you’ll come across on your adventures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our weekly events. We host insane PvP battles where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and duel it out with diamond swords. The winner gets a crown made out of actual gold blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky goodness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9449	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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The Virgin SMP – Fully Ripe, No Vanilla {1.21}

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Updated September 30, 2024

Blocky McBlockface Adventures

Updated September 30, 2024

Funky Fudge Factory

Updated September 30, 2024

PirateCraft: Booty, Blocks & Banter

Updated September 30, 2024

Crafty AF – where Ncrfags get rekt and creativity reigns supreme!

Updated September 30, 2024

PurrCraft: Where Cats Rule and Sinks are for Sitting

Updated September 30, 2024

Crafty Crazies: The Derpy Rainbow Cat Land

Updated September 30, 2024

Santa’s Blocky Workshop

Updated September 30, 2024

Crafty Pixel Pals: Where Even Barcelona Looks Like Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

CraftyMcCraftFace

Updated September 30, 2024

Pixelated Puberty Pals: Minecraft Madness

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