The Unrealistic SMP: Vanilla Survival Comedy Edition 1.20+ with Fantasy, Crates, Ranks, Quests & Chat Games!

Features:	Homes and Warps, Community Spawn, Player Cosmetics, Chat-games, Events
Rules:	No inappropriate language No cheating

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5742	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Animals Bred:	81

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	295	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Crops Grown:	9725
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3176	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dimension Hops:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Void Armor Forged:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	139

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Enchantments Applied:	286	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	35
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	New Chunks Explored:	637423
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Secret Passages Found:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Enchantments Applied:	169
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8742
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	211029
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

BlockyBanterMC

Abuse, abusive relationship, Assertiveness, BlockyBanterMC, Boundaries, Christian, Church, Confrontation, empowerment, healing, judgment, LEAVING, Motherhood, resilience, self defense, self worth, self-care, standing up, stranger, Support, victim blaming

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4264
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including supportive church ladies and nosy old men who think they know everything about abusive relationships.

Join us and experience the thrill of escaping abusive relationships virtually while building your dream world with blocks. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tries to lecture you on how to live your life, feel free to tell them to “Oh f**k off” just like our fearless player did. You won’t regret it!

Desert Bombers: Not Actually Rebels

airstrikes, BOMBERS, Bombing, Conflict, desert, empty desert, false claims, general, international relations, iran, Iran-Russia alliance, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, rebels, russia, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	145	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Endless Night Skies:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of wackiness and chaos! we got Iranian generals talkin’ bout Russia bombing deserts and rebels and stuff, like what even is happening?! it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form, u never know what’s gonna happen next! come join the madness and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 😂🤪🚀🔥

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