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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Gods Slained: 2
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 7
Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Elemental Crystals Collected: 26
Dragon Eggs Found: 6229 Cursed Lands Purified: 4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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