Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ores Mined: 8903 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Astral Projections Made: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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