Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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