Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Villages Defended: 8
Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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