“The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MineCrafterCity

MineCrafterCity is definitly a server you want to check out! We have: – Faction raiding – A thoughtfull economy system – Free ranks – Creative! – PVP arena’s What are you waiting for, join today! 🙂

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Cakecraft

Cakecraft is a Faction, Raiding, Survival, and PVP server! So bring your friends, make a faction, and fight your way to the top!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Void Gems Collected:	10
Zombie Dances:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minecraft Junkie

Awesome SMP’s server, statfs are on all day for help, we currently don’t have a lot of people so we expectin you to help!

Ps : im not the owner

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FusionCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This is a great server to play on with friends, there are many minigames to play with along with nice staff. See you on!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ulfcraft

Since we changed the server host, the new IP address for the server is: mc.ulfbage.com:25965

Ulfcraft is a survival server with a protected spawn city where all new and old players get a free plot if they want. Our goal is to try to create a big and nice spawn city that welcomes all new players when they step out of our spawn for the first time.

All players can apply to make their own protected city projects, their plots do not have to be free, but they can charge money for them or items. It’s up to them! If the server is big enough, there will be many cities filled with life scattered around the map! 🙂

To earn the money, you can either sell goods to other players, shops or to the admin shop.

We also have a creative world where you have endless blocks and can build whatever you want! We use minecraft’s own built-in creative mode in our creative world.

Nether is also on the server where you can find blazerods, ghasttears etc.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MasterMinerZ

Welcome to MasterMinerZ!

We are a Danish FactionPVP server that runs brilliantly, without lag etc. 🙂 We are working on getting a SkyBlock up and running on the same server, so there are 2 worlds 🙂

We are two owners: Spideremil10 and Tntwilliamtnt, who think it would be nice if you came in and checked out the server and possibly. Would give an idea. 🙂

If you have an idea for a cool new plugin, you are welcome to make a suggestion on the server for possible Spideremil10 or Tntwilliamtnt.

As I said, we put a lot of pressure on the PVP part “FactionPVP” That means it is allowed to rob other Factions and make wars etc..

Self. Is there also mcMMO on which makes it fun to Mine, Chop wood and kill animals. In this way, it is possible to increase in levels in the “skill” you are now practicing!

Come in and become the strongest city on the server! 🙂

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Potions Brewed:	47

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

C_H_R_I_S_’s Legit SMP

A fantastic server for those who are tired of servers overloaded with plugins. We have GroupManager, LogBlock, World Guard, and Essentials, so everything is well organized, but still mainly vanilla. The staff are very friendly and will help you with your every need. Hope to see you there! Thanks!

Ps. Please try to be mature. It may sound a bit harsh, but we will ban if you are childish. The server isn’t full of immature kids and we don’t plan for it to be. 🙂

All credit goes to DarkJoney for the awesome server video! 😀

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	562796	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Sandlot

The Sandlot has been serving the needs of parents and family members looking for a safe place for their children, friends, and relatives to play Minecraft since December 2011.

Run by a parent and former school teacher, The Sandlot aims to provide a safe environment for younger players, free from swearing, abusive language, and mature content that is often found on many Minecraft servers (and the internet in general).

We operate with a fairly strict chat filter, and have zero tolerance for any attempts to bypass it. Our server is white-listed, meaning that players must request access and be approved by our staff. We check every application against 4 Minecraft ban databases, and we do not accept any players with a history of abusive behavior of any kind.

Our server offers several game modes, including a Normal-difficulty Survival world that is 100% Legit (no spawned items, everything collected by players), an Easy-difficulty world with a Jobs system and Shopping Mall (great for our youngest players), a Creative world, and PvP in the form of arenas and “Hunger Games” style play.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	1014

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Banana Smores

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Banana S’mores – The Friendliest & Happiest Adult Minecraft on Earth!

At Banana S’mores, we do our best to maintain an enjoyable, respectful, mature, adult-focused, friendly, interactive, supportive, helpful and collaborative atmosphere for our members. Our goal is to have FUN with our members, and not at the expense of our members. Our members tell us over and over that the Banana S’mores environment is the friendliest Minecraft server they have been on, and they are now for the first time, able to fully embrace and enjoy the depth of the Minecraft “Survival Mode” that supports the creative builds of our members (not to be confused with the Minecraft ‘Creative Mode’) as well as the collaborative experience that was missing on other servers. Both a great learning environment for beginners and a dream-come-true for advanced users, we have server settings set to “hard difficulty” to enhance the user build and interaction experience. Read more at http://BananaSmores.com/about-banana-smores !

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

1.6.1 survive the horde

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PVPCrafters

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

PVPCrafters is an epic Faction server, start off you adventure by building up your base and armor and start PVPing and pwning people! Good Luck PVP’ers!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Realm of Eden

Our server is a grief free, pvp optional, a small community looking for staff, to apply look on our website.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Aspirecraft

**Professionally hosted, and created.** *** Horse and saddle on entry!*** A PvP faction based minecraft server with its own currency, mob arena and trading hubs! up 99.9% of the time and with a loyal and family friendly fan base you cant go wrong picking Aspirecraft. Wowaspire.com/shop 1.6 ENABLED! Create your own or join others in this massive MMORPPVPG

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Panda Craft!

Fun for everyone, 24/7

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Octain (Survival PvE)

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a friendly PvE survival server. As a community, we’ve been together now for over four years. We’ve built amazing structures together, designed colossal PVP arenas and used redstone to create the most amazing of games and mob arenas; and we’re still going with that blend of near-vanilla gameplay that’s kept our players coming back to us.

We’re running on our own private, dedicated server with 16GB RAM and a processor with 4 cores at 2.8 each, a 2 Terrabyte hard drive and 100mbps. We. Do. Not. Lag.

And what to we offer? Tweaked survival play: freebuild, hard mode, infinite world, mob numbers cranked up and with all the protections minecraft should have by default – both your chests and your land is protected and we can rollback damage caused by idiots in a few commands.

We play fair and we play hard, we build big and we build strong, and above all, we have fun.

(This server is the continuation of the zarkov.net server, the maps, ranks of which we managed to keep with pretty much 0 downtime!)

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.