“The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magic Items Found:	5151
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MomCare Minecraft Server

blended family, caregiving, dementia, elder care, end of life care, family dynamics, family meeting, Family Support, financial assistance, financial burden, financial decision-making, financial expectations, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, long-term care insurance, memory care, Minecraft, MomCare, retirement savings, Server, sibling relationships, social security, step siblings

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build with next!

Join us and escape from the chaos of blended families and financial burdens. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building your dream world without worrying about taking out loans with your businesses as collateral.

Plus, with our virtual savings account feature, you can start saving up for any potential future expenses in the game. Who knew Minecraft could teach you financial responsibility?

So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and let the crafting therapy begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BirthBlockerz – 18F

18F, alcoholism, arguments, BirthBlockerz, college fees, emotional distress, emotional outburst, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, family struggles, financial burden, financial stress, financial struggles, Parental Responsibility, parental stress, POVERTY, scholarships, sibling dynamics, youngest child

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and leave behind the struggles of being the fourth child in a broke family, where arguments and fights are a daily occurrence.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about college fees or financial stress. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs to your heart’s content.

Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can join our server and become the master of your own destiny? Leave the tears behind and let’s create some epic memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	188	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RegretfulRoutines Minecraft SMP

bad habits, behavior change, breaking habits, discipline, habit formation, habit formation techniques, habit loop, habit stacking, habit tracking, habits to break, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, regret, RegretfulRoutines, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-control, self-discipline, smp, unhealthy habits

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to pick up some truly wild habits! Join us and you’ll find yourself collecting pink sheep as pets, building houses out of nothing but diamond blocks, and even starting a llama racing league. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave (and your real-life habits will never be the same)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CrushCraftVIP

celebrity attraction, celebrity crush, celebrity infatuation, celebrity love, celebrity obsession, childhood crush, crush memories, CrushCraftVIP, dreamy crush, famous crush, first crush, heartthrob crush, Hollywood crush, idol crush, movie crush, music crush, pop culture crush, silver screen crush, star crush, teenage crush, TV crush

Remember that feeling you had when you first laid eyes on your celebrity crush? Well, imagine that feeling but amplified by 1000 when you join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a celebrity crush come to life, with epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you around every corner. Plus, rumor has it that your celebrity crush might even make a guest appearance in-game! So come join us and get ready to fall in love all over again, this time with our amazing Minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

UgandanRejectsCraft

Africa, African, asylum laws, asylum policy, asylum process, asylum seekers, asylum seekers rights, deportation, Europe, Government, immigration, international relations, Migration, Netherlands, policy, Refugee Crisis, refugee resettlement., Refugees, REJECTED, uganda, UgandanRejectsCraft

lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	60	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Divine Spears Created:	28	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Mickey Mouse Craft Land

animated films, branding, Business, Characters, Company, Craft, Disney, Entertainment, Failure, iconic, idiom, idiosyncratic, Land, Legacy, media conglomerate, merchandise, Mickey, mickey mouse, Mouse, Operation, spropos, success, theme parks, Walt Disney

Lol come join dis epic Minecraft server where mickey mouse runs da show! If Disney goes kaput, we got u covered with our Mickey Mouse operation! Our mods are actually trained mice who build epic rollercoasters and castles with their tiny paws. Plus, our PvP battles are like watching a cartoon come to life – literally! So hop on board this crazy train and let’s make some magical memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Air Quality Craft

Air, air monitoring, air pollution, air quality, Atmospheric science, climate change, climate policies, Craft, data analysis, data trends, emissions control, environmental impact, environmental improvements, environmental regulations, new york city, Nº2, PM2.5, pollution reduction, polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons, public health, Quality, urban air quality

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the air quality is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re actually breathing in real life! our climate policies are so lit, they’ve made the air quality improve by like a bazillion percent.

imagine mining for diamonds and not having to worry about inhaling toxic fumes! or building a giant castle without coughing up a lung! on our server, you can do all that and more, thanks to our magical air quality that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine.

so come join us and experience the freshest air in all of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate clean air and fun, then maybe you will regret it. but who hates clean air and fun? not us, that’s for sure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Items Found:	6195
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Crops Grown:	5480
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mines Excavated:	2196
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Anarchy Unfiltered

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Multiplayer Creative Adventure PVP Skyblock Vanilla Economy Hardcore Minigames Roleplay Prison Faction Pixelmon Modded Flatworld Whitelisted Quests Bedwars Parkour, Vanilla

Welcome to Anarchy Unfiltered: A raw, no-rules, no-plugins Minecraft experience where chaos reigns. No limits, no safety, pure survival. Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge in a world where anything goes?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Void Gems Collected:	37	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

forteuropa

Community, FortEuropa, Friendly, Fun, Minecraft, protected, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

FortEuropa is a survival Minecraft server created by FortEuropa. Main goal is to build a friendly community where everyone can have fun. you are all welcome to play. Server is well protected

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NexusDark: Where stealing hearts and diamonds is the norm on SMP!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Players Online	1-2 daily
Server Uptime	89.71%
Chat Activity	No
Server Type	Cracked with login, Bedrock not supported

If you want to join, please visit our Discord server.

We may not have professional advertising messages, but we have a small community that plays daily. Join us and be a part of it!

FAQs

Q: How many players are online daily?

A: 1-2 players are online daily.

Q: What is the server uptime?

A: The server uptime is 89.71%.

Q: Is the chat active on the server?

A: No, the chat is not very active.

Q: What type of server is it?

A: It is a cracked server with login, and Bedrock edition is not supported.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server using the link provided above to get started.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, blocky, bugmen, Compulsory Client, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, EXILIUM, fading starlight, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, Halloween 2024, irradiant awakening, Isolation Forest, Labyrinthine Defense, lore material, lurk before posting., major event, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade, News, PNC Resources, pre-register, ranking rerun, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	5826	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Why are all TV shows about violence? – Minecraft SMP

action, audience preferences, controversial, crime, culture, Dark, Drama, Entertainment, graphic, Gritty, Media, Minecraft, programming, shows, smp, societal impact, societal issues, society, television, television industry, Thriller, tv shows, violence

Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Potions Brewed:	198
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ores Mined:	4598	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP

awkward, AwkwardlyAcceptable, BIZARRE, conformity, Etiquette, Manners, Minecraft, odd, out of place, peer pressure, smp, social behavior, social conformity, social constructs, social norms, societal expectations, societal norms, societal rules, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unconventional

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is anything but ordinary!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while avoiding exploding creepers on the dance floor.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those exploding creepers)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Potions Brewed:	65	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyNoobsBegone

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Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

arms control, cold war, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Dilemma, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military alliances, military strategy, nato, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, political decision making, SECURITY, Server, soviet union, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.