Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the chaos never stops and the drama is always on point! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of surviving in a world where everything is constantly melting down – literally.

Our server is known for its insane events, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of angry llamas on the village, or when someone tried to build a rollercoaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of opportunities for peaceful building and exploration – as long as you can avoid getting caught in the middle of a heated argument over who gets the last diamond.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the meltdown!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 2
Alien Abductions: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Potions Brewed: 30 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • VomitVibesCraft

    VomitVibesCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

    Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Buildings Constructed: 27
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ScareFlicksMC SMP

    ScareFlicksMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4841 Animals Bred: 24
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BlockCraft911

    BlockCraft911
    Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!

    ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

    IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

    JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Centurion

    Centurion

    A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Buildings Constructed: 15
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Border 512×512

    Border 512×512

    Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Gods Slained: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

    WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

    WanMC² Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla Semi-Anarchy with Roleplay
    Features Master redstone, roleplay, PvP
    Community Friendly and welcoming

    Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: While it is a semi-anarchy server, we do have some basic rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: Some mods are allowed, but it is recommended to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any issues.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: As it is a semi-anarchy server, some level of griefing is allowed, but excessive griefing may result in consequences. It is best to respect other players’ builds and creations.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Simply click on the Discord invitation link provided above and follow the instructions to join the server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Zombie Dances: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Crops Grown: 6524 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server

    The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos and join a tribe of misfits? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who want to let loose and explore their darker side.

    Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.

    But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?

    So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Runes Activated: 5 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart

    Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to take something from the chest, it would explode into a shower of glitter and rainbows! It was like a fabulous explosion of wealth and happiness! So if you want to experience the thrill of exploding loot chests and join in on the madness, come join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MomCare Minecraft Server

    MomCare Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build with next!

    Join us and escape from the chaos of blended families and financial burdens. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building your dream world without worrying about taking out loans with your businesses as collateral.

    Plus, with our virtual savings account feature, you can start saving up for any potential future expenses in the game. Who knew Minecraft could teach you financial responsibility?

    So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and let the crafting therapy begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 10 Mines Excavated: 1823
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • BirthBlockerz – 18F

    BirthBlockerz – 18F
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and leave behind the struggles of being the fourth child in a broke family, where arguments and fights are a daily occurrence.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about college fees or financial stress. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs to your heart’s content.

    Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can join our server and become the master of your own destiny? Leave the tears behind and let’s create some epic memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5779 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Runes Activated: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • RegretfulRoutines Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRoutines Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to pick up some truly wild habits! Join us and you’ll find yourself collecting pink sheep as pets, building houses out of nothing but diamond blocks, and even starting a llama racing league. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave (and your real-life habits will never be the same)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Mines Excavated: 1425
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CrushCraftVIP

    CrushCraftVIP
    Remember that feeling you had when you first laid eyes on your celebrity crush? Well, imagine that feeling but amplified by 1000 when you join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a celebrity crush come to life, with epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you around every corner. Plus, rumor has it that your celebrity crush might even make a guest appearance in-game! So come join us and get ready to fall in love all over again, this time with our amazing Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • UgandanRejectsCraft

    UgandanRejectsCraft
    lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 303 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Mickey Mouse Craft Land

    Mickey Mouse Craft Land
    Lol come join dis epic Minecraft server where mickey mouse runs da show! If Disney goes kaput, we got u covered with our Mickey Mouse operation! Our mods are actually trained mice who build epic rollercoasters and castles with their tiny paws. Plus, our PvP battles are like watching a cartoon come to life – literally! So hop on board this crazy train and let’s make some magical memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Towns Built: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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