Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the chaos never stops and the drama is always on point! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of surviving in a world where everything is constantly melting down – literally.

Our server is known for its insane events, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of angry llamas on the village, or when someone tried to build a rollercoaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of opportunities for peaceful building and exploration – as long as you can avoid getting caught in the middle of a heated argument over who gets the last diamond.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the meltdown!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Star Shards Collected: 81
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Love Letters Sent: 1
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockParty – Minecraft Server

    BlockParty – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom mods and plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Trade with them at your own risk, because they are known to be ruthless negotiators.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always beware of the llamas. They’re watching.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1173 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 51
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Villages Defended: 16 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Love Letters Sent: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP

    Sonic x Shadow Waiting Room Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us as we embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ShadowHeroes.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

    But that’s not all! Legend has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of angry chickens armed with enchanted swords. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim its treasures.

    And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Herobrine himself, who is said to roam the server causing chaos and mischief wherever he goes. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his powers for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and rise again, obliterating everything that’s not your friend in the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 66
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Emeralds Found: 4704
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ZaPVP

    ZaPVP

    ZaPVP is a South African PvP practice/FFA/tier list server. We offer so much, such as a great community, effective anti-cheat measures, a supportive staff team, and most of all, the ability to practice PvP on a ZA server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

    Chick Magnet Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP

    Zoomers Are Unable To Consent To Anything As They Are Obviously… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! We cater to all the zoomers out there who just can’t seem to make a coherent sentence without drooling all over themselves. But don’t worry, we provide top-notch tard wranglers to make sure they don’t accidentally set fire to the entire server (again).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic builds, nonsensical conversations, and the occasional accidental explosion. Who needs consent when you can have a blast with a bunch of mentally disabled zoomers? So come on, join our SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Falling into the Void: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server

    Noa-senpai’s Easy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of Noa-senpai holding your hand through every Minecraft adventure? Are you craving a challenge that will make you sweat more than a creeper in a sauna? Then come join our server, where even the chickens have a black belt in karate!

    Our server is so tough, even the diamonds are scared to come out of hiding. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of quests that will make you question your sanity and your ability to survive in a pixelated world.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. And remember, if you see a cow wearing a tutu, run the other way. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens next.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang

    Minecraft SMP – /db g/ – Diamond Block Gang
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Fusion Appreciation Edition! Are you a fan of Dragon Ball? Well, get ready to have your mind blown with our Dragon Ball Superdivers Announced! We’ve got STP medals for purchase (screw Bandai), a Festival of Universes, and even a Future Saga Chapter 2 Announced. And that’s not all – in SDBH News, if you collect all 7 dragon balls in-game and summon Shenron, you’ll pull a guaranteed Super Rare card! Plus, avatars can be Namekians or Fridges (yes, Fridges), and you can equip accessories and level up a skill tree. And get this – if you max out your SDBH avatar’s level and transfer them over to Superdivers, you can unlock default SDBH avatar skins for your Superdivers avatar. It’s like a Dragon Ball dream come true!

    But wait, there’s more! In Kakarot news, Season 3 of DLC has been datamined to be Daima (Part I and Part II)! And in DB The Breakers, Season 6 just released with an epic lineup of Survivors and Raiders. And don’t forget to check out our XV Booru for all your drawfaggotry needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of fusion, Dragon Ball madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Rest in Peace, Akira Toriyama – we’ll make you proud! Last time on /dbg/: [insert outrageous story here] – don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

    Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Runes Activated: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Buildings Constructed: 8
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Magic Items Found: 4678 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp

    The Wireless Minecraft SMP Amp
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of boring old servers, then you’ve come to the right place. Our server is like no other, with crazy adventures around every corner.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and mining diamonds with your trusty pet llama by your side. But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to listen to your favorite tunes while playing, thanks to our Bluetooth-enabled amplifier!

    Imagine seamlessly switching between blasting music through your Bluetooth headset and jamming out on your aux speakers with just the push of a button. And don’t worry about missing that important Zoom meeting or chatting with your friends on MS Teams – our Bluetooth amp device lets you use your headset mic for all your communication needs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Towns Built: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Crops Grown: 9009
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server

    Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Chicano edition server is here to spice things up!

    Join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft, where you’ll encounter taco mobs, piñata loot drops, and even a secret underground salsa dance party.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary El Luchador, a mysterious wrestler who challenges players to epic battles in the ring of fire. Defeat him and you’ll earn the title of Taco Champion and unlimited guacamole for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Chicano edition server today and get ready for a fiesta like no other! ¡Arriba, arriba! ¡Ándale, ándale!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Towns Built: 8
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • 6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP

    6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we measure success in blocks, not inches! Join us and you’ll be towering over everyone at a whopping 6 feet tall (with the help of some stylish boots, of course). And forget about making 6 figures in the stock market, because here you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time!

    But the real question is, how do you meet girls in a world made of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is filled with lovely pixelated ladies just waiting to be wooed. Show off your building skills, flex your redstone knowledge, and before you know it, you’ll have a Minecraft girlfriend to call your own.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your way to success (and maybe even love)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Enchantments Applied: 208

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Blast Off Minecraft Server

    Blast Off Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild mashup of Minecraft and Bomberman on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! TNT starts raining down from the sky and you have to dodge and weave like a pro Bomberman player to survive. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for epic battles where you can blow up your friends (in-game, of course) and watch as they rage quit in disbelief. But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like TNT Tag where you have to pass the explosive hot potato before it blows up in your face. Trust us, the adrenaline rush is worth it!

    So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this explosive? It’s like a Bomberman fever dream come true!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Farms Harvested: 671
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4124 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cash with Hearts Minecraft SMP

    Cash with Hearts Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the ultimate virtual doctor! Forget measuring blood pressure and sugar in real life, now you can do it in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Who needs a medical degree when you can just click a few buttons and save lives?

    Plus, with our server, you can earn virtual money and keep yourself entertained while you wait out those pesky legal obstacles. Who needs a job when you can be a Minecraft doctor, am I right? So come join us and start your new career as a virtual healer!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 174 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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