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NukeCraft Server: Macron’s Warning

Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Frances Macron, global threat, inspections, international relations, iran, Macrons, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, nuclear deal, nuclear programme, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, point of no return, political tensions, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, united nations, uranium enrichment, Warning

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than the iran nuclear programme!!! frances macron even said we’re nearing the point of no return with our craziness!!! join now for a blast of a time and see if you can survive the chaos!!! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!!! 🤪🧨🔥 #minecraftmadness #boomtime #francesmacronapproved

KurskCraft: Kim Jong Un’s Worst Nightmare

CASUALTIES, casualties in Kursk Oblast, casualties in Russia, Conflict, diplomatic relations, injured troops, international relations, Jong, killed soldiers, Kim, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military conflict, News, Nightmare, North Korean soldiers, North Korean troops, political tensions, russia, uns, War, world news, WORST, Zelensky

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Love Letters Sent:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 3,800 north korean troops fighting in russia’s kursk oblast but don’t worry they’re just playing minecraft with us now HAHAHAHAHA. zelensky himself said it’s the most epic server he’s ever played on. join us for the chaos and fun, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little). sign up now and be part of the madness!

Bot Busters: Humans vs Censors

ACCUSED, Artificial Intelligence, Bot, Bots, Busters, Censors, Censorship, CENSURÉ, cyberbullying, digital identity, discrimination, fake news, false accusations, humans, internet culture, Misinformation, online behavior, online harassment, online security, privacy concerns, social media, Technology

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2637	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Divine Spears Created:	26
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, if u get accused of being a bot, u get censured like BAM! no questions asked. but don’t worry, cuz we got ur back, fam. we only want real humans up in here, no robots allowed. join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. plus, we got a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, unless u a bot, then u better watch out.

Dreamscape Kingdom 1.20.2

1.20.2, acceptance, body image issues, body positivity, dating difficulties, dreamscape, emotional distress, fat shaming, Insecurities, Kingdom, Loneliness, love life struggles, no fat GF, no fat GFI suffer, Personal preferences, relationship struggles, romantic challenges, self esteem, self worth, societal pressures, societal standards, tfw, weight preferences

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2139
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magic Items Found:	1710
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mines Excavated:	3727	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	534

Join our epic Minecraft server for the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience!

>tfw no fat GFI suffer? Well, on our server, you can unleash your inner fat GFI and dominate the virtual world like never before!

With crazy challenges, wacky mods, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

Prestigious Oscar Globe

award ceremonies, cinematic achievements, coveted trophies, distinguished awards, entertainment industry, film awards, film festivals, film industry, global recognition, globe, golden globe, Hollywood, international awards, international recognition, movie industry, oscar, PRESTIGIOUS, prestigious accolades, prestigious awards, prestigious honors, red carpet events, top honors

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build crazy stuff and have a blast! Whether you’re into mining, crafting, or just chilling with friends, this server is the place to be. We’re more prestigious than a golden globe or an oscar, and we’re not even American! So grab your pickaxe and join us for some wild adventures. See you there, gamers!

ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

Autonomy, body image, ChunkCraft, Communication, consequences, cultural experiences, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Foreign Travel, healthcare concerns, hiking safety, judgment, Minecraft, obesity, overprotection, personal boundaries, Respect, safety precautions, self reflection, sensitivity, Server, sibling relationships, weight discrimination

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of exploring foreign lands, just like the OP and their siblings.

On our server, you can hike, climb rocks, and even touch the sea (just make sure you watch out for slippery rocks and unknown depths!). But don’t worry, if you get injured, we have a special feature where your siblings can come to your rescue and carry you to safety.

Just like the OP, you can navigate through tricky situations and learn the importance of respecting each other’s autonomy (even if it means not going down that slippery rock). So come join us and experience the ultimate adventure with your virtual siblings by your side. Who knows, you might even discover a new level of teamwork and camaraderie that you never knew existed!

MineCraftRulzAITA

aita, autistic child, communication breakdown, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, Frustration, horrible day, MELTDOWNS, MineCraftRulzAITA, parenting struggles, patience, pedestrian safety, road rage, rules of the road, sensory overload, special needs parenting, Street safety, traffic etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with crazy people running in the street while you’re just trying to take your autistic kid out for some fun activities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you immerse yourself in a world where running in the street is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your own sidewalk, bike lane, or even a whole new world where you can drive wherever you please without any crazy encounters.

Forget about swerving into the wrong lane to avoid pedestrians – on our server, the only thing you’ll be swerving around is creepers and zombies! So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limits are those you set for yourself. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life street drama!

CreeperCare: Caring for Explosions

career advancement, Caring, communication skills, creativity, CreeperCare, emotional well being, explosions, financial literacy, FITNESS, goal-setting, healthy habits, learning new skills, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, nutrition, personal development, productivity, relationships, self improvement, Stress Management, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Runes Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	8239
Players Killed by Monsters:	2106	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Do you wish you cared more about building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner architect and create mind-blowing masterpieces that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Block of Awesomeness, rumored to grant players unlimited creativity and building skills. But beware, the Block of Awesomeness is guarded by a herd of explosive sheep that will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

And if building isn’t your thing, don’t worry! Our server also offers thrilling PvP battles where you can show off your combat skills and claim victory over your fellow players. Just watch out for the sneaky ninja villagers who are known for their deadly precision with a carrot on a stick.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft builder and warrior. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret of the elusive Block of Awesomeness.

Mystic Craft Realms 1.20

Anime, battle cards, card game, collectible card game, Craft, duel monsters, Entertainment, FANTASY, fictional universe, Gaming, Magic, Manga, monster cards, mystic, Realms, role-playing game, science fiction, science vs magic, spell cards, strategy, trading card game, tv show, Yugioh

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Bro, forget about that deep stuff and come join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave from another dimension, man! So ditch the debates about Yugioh and come join the insanity on our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares? Just join already!

Blocktopia: DailyGrind

#DailyGrind, blocktopia, Consistency, daily routine, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, life improvement, meditation, mindfulness, personal growth, positive changes, productivity, reading, self improvement, self-care, sleep routine, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about boring daily habits again! Our server is so addictively fun that you’ll forget all about brushing your teeth or eating breakfast. Instead, you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and befriending pixelated llamas. Who needs good habits when you can have virtual adventures that will make your real life seem dull in comparison? Join us now and say goodbye to productivity forever!

SepticSleuthCraft

Corruption, crime, Dead, India, Indian, investigation, investigative journalist, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, murder, mysterious death, News, Police, Press, reporter, septic tank, SepticSleuthCraft, suspicious death, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dimension Hops:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Falling into the Void:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Animals Bred:	164
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10

lol imagine being so ded that u end up in a septic tank. well, that’s what happened to this poor indian investigative journalist. but hey, if u join our minecraft server, u won’t end up in a septic tank. u might end up in a lava pit or get attacked by a giant chicken tho. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe u won’t end up like that poor journalist. or maybe u will. who knows? lol.

AppleCraft: Climate Chaos

#sustainability, agricultural challenges, agriculture, America, apple production, apple regions, AppleCraft, Challenges, changing climate, Chaos, climate, climate adaptation, climate change, climate research, crop management, environmental impact, Farming, food supply, fruit industry, Productive, study, Washington State University, weather patterns

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Love Letters Sent:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Yo, yo, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where apples reign supreme, but not just any apples – MAGICAL apples that can talk and grant wishes! That’s right, on our server, you can befriend these chatty fruits and have them help you conquer the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato people who have been plotting to take over the world for centuries. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a giant volcano that spews out diamonds instead of lava. Who needs boring old mining when you can just scoop up shiny gems from a volcano? Plus, our server is haunted by ghostly chickens who will trade you rare items in exchange for their favorite snack – pumpkin pie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bananas Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Wild West Wanderer 1.21.4

1.21.4, ass, caps, HOWDY, list, log, long tail, Shit, Suck, tags, WANDERER, well, West, Wild

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Hey there, wanna join our Minecraft server where we let you suck poop out of our butts for in-game currency? It’s a wild ride, trust me.

We’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance. It’s like a zoo on crack, but in Minecraft form.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond pickaxes that shoot lasers. It’s like a disco party every time you mine.

Plus, our community is full of unicorns and leprechauns who are always down for a good time. It’s like a fantasy land on steroids.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity every step of the way.

MomKickBFOut Minecraft Server

Minecraft, MomKickBFOut, Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Crops Grown:	8982
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with sketchy housemates in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! No more drama, just blocky fun!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone setting fire to it. Plus, we have a strict “no flammable materials near outlets” policy to keep you safe from any potential arsonists.

So why deal with real-life roommate drama when you can escape to our server and build a fortress of safety and fun? Join now and leave the real world behind – no more sketchy boyfriends allowed!

MomCraft Splitz

alcohol consumption, caretaking responsibilities, college funding, Decision making, enabling behavior, Estate Planning, family conflict, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, Home ownership, Inheritance, legal ties, Long Term Care, mental health challenges, MomCraft, pre-teen nephew, property ownership, reverse mortgage, sibling relationships, smoking habits, splitz

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a roller coaster of emotions and questionable life choices just like the OP’s sister on this server.

Reasons to join: 1) Witness the epic saga of a sister with mental health challenges, a free house, and a boyfriend living rent-free. Will she squander it all with a reverse mortgage? Find out on our server! 2) Experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, loans defaulted, and questionable life decisions. It’s like a soap opera, but with more blocky graphics! 3) Help the OP navigate through tough decisions like whether to give away their half of the house or not. Your choices matter in this server!

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server full of crazy family drama? Let’s build some drama together!

Players:	99/500	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	2