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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 7790 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when Steve accidentally married a creeper because he thought it was a villager in disguise! Or when the entire server got pranked by a group of mischievous Endermen who stole all the blocks from spawn and built a giant statue of a chicken instead.
But that’s not all! We also have daily GF/Wife sharing threads where players can swap partners and build relationships faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Who needs loyalty when you have a whole server full of potential soulmates, am I right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on this SMP, anything can happen!