Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because on this server, slavs are GODS. That’s right, we have a secret underground society of slavs who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. Rumor has it that they can build a castle out of dirt in less than 10 seconds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of llamas who have formed their own political party and are running for mayor. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas for mayor. And let me tell you, their campaign promises are wild. Free hay for everyone!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Legend has it that only those with the purest of hearts and the dankest of memes can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where slavs reign supreme and llamas run for office. It’s gonna be a ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Gods Slained: 2
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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