Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because on this server, slavs are GODS. That’s right, we have a secret underground society of slavs who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. Rumor has it that they can build a castle out of dirt in less than 10 seconds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of llamas who have formed their own political party and are running for mayor. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas for mayor. And let me tell you, their campaign promises are wild. Free hay for everyone!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Legend has it that only those with the purest of hearts and the dankest of memes can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where slavs reign supreme and llamas run for office. It’s gonna be a ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 187
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Magic Items Found: 8073

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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