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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 372 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 170 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 641 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!