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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 8057 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!