Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a currency system based entirely on shitcoins. That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell with literal piles of poop in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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