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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 3132 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 |
But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!