Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a currency system based entirely on shitcoins. That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell with literal piles of poop in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Gods Slained: 2
Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Dimension Hops: 9
Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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