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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 3807 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Ores Mined: | 8021 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Mines Excavated: | 1262 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted golden eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Chicken will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a pack of flying pigs armed with laser beams? Yeah, you heard me right. Flying pigs with freaking laser beams attached to their heads.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Just remember to leave your clothes at the door!