Are you tired of your real-life spouse nagging you to take out the trash and do the dishes? Well, say goodbye to domestic responsibilities and hello to a virtual wife on our Minecraft SMP! Our server offers the unique feature of marrying other players and starting a virtual family. Who needs a real wife when you can have a pixelated partner who will never ask you to clean the toilet?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “House of Diamonds,” a secret mansion filled with endless riches and treasures. Rumor has it that those who find the hidden entrance will be rewarded with stacks upon stacks of diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover this elusive treasure trove?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of virtual romance, diamond hunting, and wacky adventures. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your journey to virtual wedded bliss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Farms Harvested: 444
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Void Gems Collected: 37
Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Techline Gaming Minecraft

    Techline Gaming Minecraft

    The community was made at the end of 2013 known with the high-quality servers and ran by it mature managers.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 36 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Villages Defended: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9058 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

    Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

    Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

    Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

    So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

    Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

    So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 122
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Potions Brewed: 78
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • BroBroBucksNoLuck

    BroBroBucksNoLuck
    Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

    Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

    And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 New Chunks Explored: 246126
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CreeperCrazeParty!

    CreeperCrazeParty!
    Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 228 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Blocky Border Control

    Blocky Border Control
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Villages Defended: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Switch Kids Craft Land

    Switch Kids Craft Land
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

    not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

    so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Hack Bacteria Attack!

    Hack Bacteria Attack!
    Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • PureSkyBlock

    PureSkyBlock

    PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

    What we got to offer!

    Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

    Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

    Crafty Denial Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

    So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 166

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

    DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

    And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9723
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Animals Bred: 186 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • ChiliCraftSecrets

    ChiliCraftSecrets
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

    Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

    Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Void Gems Collected: 37
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

    ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP
    This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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