The Secret Mine Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your real-life spouse nagging you to take out the trash and do the dishes? Well, say goodbye to domestic responsibilities and hello to a virtual wife on our Minecraft SMP! Our server offers the unique feature of marrying other players and starting a virtual family. Who needs a real wife when you can have a pixelated partner who will never ask you to clean the toilet?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “House of Diamonds,” a secret mansion filled with endless riches and treasures. Rumor has it that those who find the hidden entrance will be rewarded with stacks upon stacks of diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover this elusive treasure trove?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of virtual romance, diamond hunting, and wacky adventures. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your journey to virtual wedded bliss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Alien Abductions:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Galactic Warfare – Minecraft Server

battle barge, Battle Brothers, community update, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, focus entertainment, Galactic, heresy edition, Jolly Cooperation, Lore, matchmaking workaround, Minecraft, OPERATIONs, patch notes, PvP, ROADMAP, Server, space marine 2, steam community, submission information, WARFARE, warhammer 40k, where to get the game

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heresy is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our latest patch includes new content for operations, such as battling against space marines and fighting off alien invasions. Our September community update revealed that we are now offering jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, so grab your sword and join the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our first developer Q&A session revealed insane stories of players taking on hordes of enemies with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream. Our roadmap includes plans for epic battles against giant bosses and exploring new realms filled with treasure and danger.

If you’re looking for a server with lore that will make your head spin, look no further. Dive into the depths of our lore stuff, where you can learn about the history of our world and the epic battles that have shaped it.

And if you’re having trouble finding players to join you in battle, fear not! Our workaround with matchmaking will have you back in the action in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a legendary warrior in the world of heresy!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Potions Brewed:	102
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Hifi Wifi Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got players pulling pranks left and right, building giant statues of themselves, and even starting impromptu dance parties in the middle of the village square.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco club, where creepers are the bouncers and skeletons are the DJ’s. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, with lava pits as the stakes.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of actual Minecraft gameplay. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds while you’re distracted by the chaos.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

WeirdEatsMinecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be eating weirder things than ever before! We have a secret mushroom stew recipe that will make your taste buds explode with flavor. Plus, rumor has it that our villagers have a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boost for days. So if you’re ready to feast like never before, come join us for a culinary adventure like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2235	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GazaGrieferz Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a warzone up in here! We got IAF strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, we’re just blowin’ up Gaza schools filled with pesky Hamas terrorists. And get this, those schools are also filled with pro-October 7 propaganda! Like, who even does that? But hey, it’s all good fun on this server, so come join the chaos and blow stuff up with us! It’s a blast, literally!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	199254
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Sinwar’s Strike – Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier stuff happenin’ than IDF checkin’ if Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar got taken out in a Gaza strike! You gotta join this server, cuz we got explosions bigger than TNT, mobs crazier than creepers, and loot more valuable than diamonds!

One time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted gear and rare items, but they had to battle a giant zombie pigman with a diamond sword to claim the loot! And another time, a group of players built a massive rollercoaster that went through lava lakes and over mountains, only to have it hijacked by a gang of mischievous villagers!

Join this server for the wildest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pixel Perfect Moments

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u wana join dis minecraft server cuz every time u take a photo it’s like u just won da lottery. like, u could be walkin around and BAM, u see a pig wearin a top hat ridin a chicken. dat’s da kinda crazy stuff dat happens on dis server. u neva know what u gonna see next. it’s like a magical land of wackiness and wonder. so come join us and take some epic pics dat u can show off to all ur friends. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Cannabis Dreamland Server

Alternative Medicine, Cannabis, cannabis oil, cannabis research, cognition, cognitive function, cognitive performance, Dreamland, holistic treatment, insomnia, medical marijuana, medicinal cannabis, mental health, natural remedy, placebo-controlled study, plant-based medicine, Server, sleep aid, sleep deprivation, sleep disorder, sleep disturbances, sleep quality, therapeutic benefits

so like, u know how sometimes u cant sleep cuz ur brain wont shut up? well this server is like the ultimate cure for that! we got all the best cannabis oil to help u sleep like a baby, and guess what? u wont be dumb the next day! join now and say goodbye to insomnia and hello to epic minecraft adventures! u wont regret it, trust me.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	179
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Celestium SMP

Community, cosmetic text, Custom Dungeons, dedicated discord server, Discord, Economy, essential features, established community, Join, Lands plugin, MCMMO, New server, no world resets, Player Economy, PvP, questions, Reply, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Structures, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, world gen

Celestium SMP is a BRAND NEW server that currently offers a unique experience for survival Minecraft:

Semi-Vanilla SMP {1.21.1+}: – NO WORLD RESETS – Lands Plugin – MCMMO – Custom dungeons/structures/world-gen – Cosmetic text and essential features for everyone – Player based economy

We also have a dedicated discord server to help establish our server’s community: https://discord.gg/SQqPNBNvWT

Anyone is allowed to join and if you have any questions just reply to this post or refer to our discord!

See you on the server! 🙂

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	3532
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Techline Gaming Minecraft

Community, high quality servers, mature managers, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Techline Gaming, Vanilla, Whitelist

The community was made at the end of 2013 known with the high-quality servers and ran by it mature managers.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1741
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Enchantments Applied:	140	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin currency, Bosses, Buyer, Character leveling, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Fly, Foreign, Free Admin, Friends system, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Registration, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

delusions, Hallucinations, INSANE, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstood, retarded, schizophrenia, Server, sped, VOICES

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

animal, autogyro, bedding, biplanes, Cage, CONTENT, duck, engines, Ercoupe, expensive, Fisher Products, insurance, LastNightMinecraft, Licensing, living room, Mice, PPL, Rabbits, Responding, smell, SMPTalkers, Treats

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BroBroBucksNoLuck

bad with money, borrowed money, BroBroBucksNoLuck, brother, car repair, emergency, enable, family dynamics, Family Support, financial emergency, gaming console, habits, irresponsible behavior, judgmental, money lending, personal boundaries, protect finances, standing my ground, tough love, tough times

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CreeperCrazeParty!

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Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Magic Items Found:	2525	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Towns Built:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blocky Border Control

asylum seekers, blocky, border, border control, control, deportation orders, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportation statistics, EU chief, european union, human rights violations, immigration crackdown, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, migrant advocacy, migrant deportations, migrant detention, migrant integration, migrant resettlement, migrant rights, migrant support services, Refugee Crisis

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.