the salty spitoon | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/600	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1767
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/100	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/700	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/100	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	319393	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/400	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magic Items Found:	8486
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/900	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Star Shards Collected:	295
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Votes:	6479	Evil Twin Fights:	3

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/100	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/700	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9731
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/600	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/400	Votes:	8513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5420	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	5421	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ores Mined:	8847
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

HaitiCraft2024

2024.., border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation statistics, deported, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haitians, HaitiCraft2024, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Social Issues, undocumented immigrants

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/400	Votes:	2906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Farms Harvested:	384	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!

Nano Pore DiagCraft

Accuracy, Capture, current tests, developed, DiagCraft, diagnose, Diagnosis, efficiency, Faster, Healthcare, illnesses, innovation, Medical, molecules, Nano, nanopore, Pore, Precision, research, scientists, Signals, Technology, tool

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/900	Votes:	5759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47

join our epic minecraft server where we have developed a nano-pig-based tool that can diagnose your minecraft character’s illnesses faster than a speeding arrow! imagine the precision of a diamond sword but with the power of capturing signals from individual minecraft molecules!

we have crazy stories of players being diagnosed with “creeperitis” and “enderdragon fever” but fear not, our nano-pig tool can cure them all! join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and pixelated pandemonium!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s battle illness one block at a time!

What is the IP for TechyCrew Minecraft Server?

Among us, among us roles, fortnite, fortnite creative, Minecraft, roblox, Server, techy, Techy Roblox, TechyCrew

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/700	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

TechyCrew is a technology-focused company that specializes in providing innovative solutions for businesses and individuals. With a team of experienced professionals, TechyCrew offers services such as software development, web design, cybersecurity solutions, and IT consulting. Their mission is to empower clients with cutting-edge technology to help them thrive in the digital age.

SCP: SITE-19 Roleplay Vanilla Java

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, growth, java, Lag, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, Ping, player-SCPs, Roleplay, S-NAV, Scp, Server, Site19, surface, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/300	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server running on vanilla Minecraft?	Yes, the server is running on vanilla Minecraft.
What are some of the groups of interest I can play as?	You can play as members of the SCP Foundation, Chaos Insurgency, and more.
Is there any lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, the server is paid off by the owner, ensuring smooth gameplay without lag or spikes.
Are there plans for organized roleplay sessions?	Yes, there are plans for longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.

Players:	110/300	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4025	Love Letters Sent:	12
New Chunks Explored:	367191	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Towns Built:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4