Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to a group of players who are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. From building giant banana statues to staging elaborate pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, things can get a little… bananas. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant banana farm after a mis-click with a magic wand. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a superhero.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves bananas and drones in Ukraine.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42
Magical Moments Shared: 12 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Minekraft.eu

    Minekraft.eu

    Minekraft.eu is a survival bukkit / vanilla server where we build epic builds, trade goods and survive from monsters. It’s an English / Estonian public server without whitelist, running on Craftbukkit with top-notch plugins.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 67
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 40
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2802

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • The Grill

    The Grill

    We run a Survival server with Towny to provide controlled PVP in wilderness but ‘safety’ in the towns. Attached though we have additional worlds giving full on pvp, mob hunting, creative and nether. We are constantly adding new features.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Crops Grown: 3455
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • RenegadeCraft

    RenegadeCraft

    We are the ultimate factions/pvp/raid server. Invite and play with your friends and become one of the top factions on our server today!

    Server Info: 100 Slots, 32 GB ram, 8 cores, 24/7, SSD, NO LAG

    – Factions – PvP – Raiding – Chest Shops – MCMMO

    Connected Servers: SkyBlock and Creative

    FREE STUFF: Earn points by voting, posting or spending money on forums. Points can be used to get free stuff like in-game money, ranks, items (god armor, god sword, spawn eggs, etc..)

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Dimension Hops: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • ParadACE

    ParadACE

    This is a new and upcoming eco server with unlimited slots and plenty of space to build your new empire, it has a great friendly community with helpful people and staff. At present we are building PvP arena’s and fun and games. We also have a prison for the naughty one’s, but are not a prison based server. We have many plugins and are always on the look out for new one’s to bring you a great game.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Zombie Dances: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3599 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Ores Mined: 1879 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 338

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • MineRealm

    MineRealm

    I DO NOT OWN THIS SERVER. Owner: Intelli. This is a premium server. It’s vanilla survival with a few twists.

    P.S. Please say “cobaya18 sent me” when you join the server.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Chimeras Created: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Tekecraft

    Tekecraft

    Tekecraft is a fun and friendly community driven server that has just been recently rebuilt to make even better. Tekecraft is built by the players for the players. We often host competitions and other fun games to keep the server fun. We strongly believe that every single player has helped make Tekecraft what it is today.

    We have anti-griefing and anti-cheat plugins installed as well as multiple fun and gaming plugins such as spleef and mob arena.

    We also have a creative world that some of our players can access.

    All of our staff are hand selected by the current staff so you can always expect a fair and courteous moderator. Staff members are only appointed if we ask them and they accept. The rule of thumb is “if you ask to be staff, you wont become one” so if you are just coming to join the rank please don’t bother.

    Join and become part of the family!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Animals Bred: 81 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Legends Of Thoroghan

    Legends Of Thoroghan

    LEGENDS OF THOROGHAN IP – lotpvp.us Factions Magic Guns McMmo Prison SkyBlock KitPvP Survival Creative MineWars MonsterSurvival And More!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Animals Bred: 112 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • WorldCraft Survival

    WorldCraft Survival

    Welcome to WorldCraft. Looking for a Amazing Server to settle down on? This is the one for you. We have a MobArena, PVP Arena, Werewolves and loads more! With great friendly staff and a very well experienced Owner, WorldCraft has loads of potential. We have 50 Slots! This is a dedicated server and up 24/7! We are always up to date with our plugins and want you to have the best experience possible! Come check us out! We also reward those who vote!

    Features: – 24/7 – 50 Slots – PVP Arena -MobArena – Spleef Arena [Coming Soon]

    – Dedicated Server – Friendly Staff – CTF [Coming Soon]

    – mcMMO – Economy – Non Whitelist – Greifing Protection and Rollback

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • AlphaWolf-Survival

    AlphaWolf-Survival

    PVP SURVIVAL GRIEF Awesome New server waiting for some awesome pvper’s and soem good staff!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Animals Bred: 190 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Shadowvolt

    Shadowvolt

    Are you looking for a dedicated server that doesn’t suck? Well, then look no further! Welcome to the Shadowvolt community! Here on Shadowvolt, you’ll never run out of stuff to do. With over fifty plugins, the entertainment is endless! Featuring: – Factions and Survival worlds – All 5 of the HG maps (and 2 custom maps :3) – A variety of Ultimate Arenas including FFA, CTF, Infect, and MOB! – Two parkour courses and a third adventure parkour in the works – A dozen friendly staff members dedicated to helping you with whatever you need – A shops and pawn system! Create your own shop at spawn and kill mobs for money! – Still short on money? Head to the casino, with a fully-functional, custom made slots plugin! Become rich in MINUTES!

    Tired of servers that are boring, non-innovative, and not kept up to date? Sick of servers with plugins that make you want to rip your hair out strand by strand and slam your tongue into a car door? Head to Shadowvolt! – The Shadowvolt Team

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Emeralds Found: 4991

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Craft Cubed

    Craft Cubed

    We are an awesome new 24/7 dedicated Survival server that want to create an awesome community and get people that want to have fun and enjoy themselves! We have a whitelist so apply to CraftCubed.guildportal.com to get whitelisted. we reply quickly and effeciently so you can get playing quickly! thanks for choosing Craft Cubed!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25
    Alien Abductions: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • OdessyCraft PvP

    OdessyCraft PvP

    Factions, mcmmo, Raiding, greifing and more!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Elemental Crystals Collected: 63
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Darcraft PvP

    Darcraft PvP

    Darcraft PvP is a server looking for willing players to pvp just for the fun of it, griefing is allowed. It has friendly staff if you don’t get on there bad side.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 233 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Datamine

    Datamine

    We are looking for some members to build up our new community. We promote the playerbase to make its own decisions regarding politics or moderation, and we even have a court system. PVP is allowed, but it’s discouraged without provocation. We have several kingdoms if new players want to join one, or they could start their own. Most of all we just like to play together and have fun. You will need to be whitelisted (http://www.sodiumlabs.us:8080/forum/forumdisplay.php?fid=7) before joining

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Pacific State 2

    Pacific State 2

    “The best road to progress is freedom’s road” – JFK

    There is no statement that stands more true to our server’s ideology. We don’t want you to feel like you’re restricted. We’ve given you everything, for nothing. And all we want you to do – is to enjoy yourself, and build something for everyone. You could call us selfless, but thats not true. We want something too. Not your money, not your votes, but simply – you.

    So, logon and enjoy our masterpiece – Pacific State 2. WorldEdit, infinite building space, and friends await.

    Join us.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Mines Excavated: 2036
    Potions Brewed: 135 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Zombie Dances: 7
    Crops Grown: 5846 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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