The Reputable Man Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to a group of players who are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. From building giant banana statues to staging elaborate pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, things can get a little… bananas. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant banana farm after a mis-click with a magic wand. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a superhero.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves bananas and drones in Ukraine.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	369
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	5039

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftShark Network

About CraftShark:

Craftshark is a server that rewards you for your being on the server such as PvPing, Mining, avoiding stuiff and many more! we have a good voting system thats linked on the server website at http://craftshark.net which rewards you $200 and 10 Gold Ingots per vote, you are able to vote at 10 and more websites per everyone 10 hours and the highest voter for the month gets a free donation rank! Note you can view how many times you have voted on the website at http://craftshark.net/vote

At craftshark the staff actully listen to you and your needs, when you require assestance please give the staff member he/she time to teloport to you or finish helping another member on the server.

Craftshark has a welly balanced money system at the shops you are able to buy items by right clicking a buy/sell sign buy you may wounder why some blocks dont have a sell sign on them well to sell items on the server there is a easy command you can do its called sell hand to use this command grab the item in your hand that you want to sell and type /sell hand then the item will be taken off you and the money will be acctounted into your account

CraftShark is a Hardcore PvP Factions server with a balanced and fair setup that rewards skill instead of time played or hacking. The server has a deep and rewarding economy driven by the players themselves and based on real economics. We have a 24/7 dedicated server with 16GB of RAM. We have a dedicated population and active community, international, experienced and professional staff, and dedication to our players.

Server Information! IP: play.craftshark.net

Main Website: http://craftshark.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	116	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ZorroCraft

A minecraft server (still being set up)

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	128219
Alien Abductions:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

hDunno

hDunno started in early April of 2013. We’re always looking for new players.

We are a small group of community-minded players ranging all ages. We have a good amount of ‘regulars’ and would like to invite any of those to the server that enjoy building with a steady set of players.

Server address is: mc.hdunno.com

24/7 – Reliable Host – No Lag

plugins: DynMap, Essentials, CoreProtect, ProtectionStones, and tons more

We use Essentials Economy to offer a currency based economy system. We have a full size shop with all sorts of goods as well as an extensive enchantment shop. Come check them out!

Survival: If you enjoy playing survival, our map, Glacier, has a brand new railway that connects many islands and is fun to get around on. Find a spot near one of the rail stations and start building!

Factions: Factions used to be quite popular on our server. Many factions were established and bases built. Fortunately, after a server reset all of those bases became unclaimed. Now’s your chance to score some loot and set up shop!

Creative: Our creative world, Wool World, is also available to allow you to build ’til your hearts content. We often team up on builds then copy them over to the survival world or spawn. 🙂

Mini-games: Can’t forget the game lobby. We’ve got Spleef, Kit PvP, Hide n Seek, and Skyblock.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

onepeace

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ocd

When discussing minecraft I am aware that ocd is an amazing texture pack by the even more amazing disco, but mostly the term ocd stands for the well known uncontrollable need to achieve perfection. Even in places where no-one will ever see. That’s the server’s ambition in a nutshell. Hence the name. Now YOU are that player that squeezes every last drop of power out of your machine to run that new shadermod or HD texture pack, or tries to get better at – let’s say – landscaping. If you recognize yourself as this type of player you are more than welcome to check out the server and help it become AWESOME.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BRAJO

READING

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Animals Bred:	44	Villages Defended:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Spyte PvP

We have great staff. Lots of fun minigames, factions, time to time drop partys, pvp, arenas, And lots more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BogRealms

BogRealms is a server that has minigames, survival games, Survival, and much more. With a friendly staff, you will never have a bad time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HeilCraft

HeilCraft is a 24/7 action packed, never-a-dull-moment kind of MC Server. With Bending!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Star Shards Collected:	239	Love Letters Sent:	18
Villages Defended:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	1335	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AgedCraft

Welcome to Agedcraft.

Minecraft 1.7.2 Hosted in the US Plenty of events/minigames Creative plots Survival and PvP Hungergames

We take any feedback and suggestions into great consideration in order to make it a fun server for everyone to play on.

We hope you enjoy the server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Void Armor Forged:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

UrbanCraftNetwork

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TitanPvP

An Extreme PvP Minecraft server for experienced PvP players only. This server has a wonderful set of staff and plugins! Apply for staff at www.titanpvp.weebly.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Villages Defended:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ThePrisonServer

Anarchy, Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay

ThePrisonServer is a 24/7 prison server. You will start off as any other prisoner in real life would start out, at the bottom of the totem pole, as you work your way up there will be new skills, levels, items, shops and even housing. There are 5 obtainable ranks D-Prisoner C-Prisoner, B-Prisoner, A-Prisoner, and Elite-Prisoner. Each offer a Different and challenging way to rank up. There is PvP in most locations, besides the Selling and Mining areas. Hope to see you on ThePrisonServer, and remember “Dont Drop The Soap!’

ThePrisonServer has tons of ranks, and more planned to come in the future. Ranks on the server are obtained with the in-game currency. You can earn in-game currency by mining and doing jobs around each of the blocks. You get to the next rank by typing /rankup.

The rank of criminal is the default rank. You use this rank to go through the tutorial and learn how to play on ThePrisonServer. To get to the next rank type /rankup then /spawn.

D-Prisoner is the first rank you actually play as. The goal of a D-Prisoner is to mine and chop trees to rank-up to C-block. Ranking up will cost $40,000 and grant you access to C-Block.

C-Prisoner is the second rank you can achieve. In C-Block you will Mine and chop down trees to rank-up. The mine now also has gold! Ranking up will cost $140,000 and grant you access to B-Block.

B-Prisoner is the third rank of ThePrisonServer. B-Block now has diamonds to mine. Also a very difficult parkour course to enchant your items. Ranking up will cost $250,000 and grant you access to A-Block.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Terminal

Terminal is a 24/7 faction PVP server. We have zero lag, great staff, and need players and donators! Join today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Magic Items Found:	6465	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AmbarCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

AmbarCraft is a fun and friendly multiworld server in which you can rank up and enjoy yourself in the world which best suits you 🙂

We currently run 2 main worlds (+ Their nethers and Ends): – Survival World (Normal survival with a bunch of fun plugins like mcMMO, iConomy and others!) – Creative World (Everyone is set to creative mode; here you can build everything you can imagine)

In order to get started at AmbarCraft, you will need to complete any one quest of your choice from our 8 available; ranging from easy to extremely hard 😉

Tech Info: The server should be lag free for all players, even under heavy loads. Backups are done regularly and griefing can be rolled back easily.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	26	Star Shards Collected:	281
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Towns Built:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).