Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to a group of players who are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. From building giant banana statues to staging elaborate pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, things can get a little… bananas. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant banana farm after a mis-click with a magic wand. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a superhero.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves bananas and drones in Ukraine.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 4
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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