The Real SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Greetings from The Real SMP!

💫Are you trying to find a brand-new Full Vanilla server?

We’ve got you covered! Our intention is to deliver you a server that brightens your day.

🌟Which features do we offer?

We offer a stable and secure atmosphere. We offer a server that is appropriate for all gaming needs and runs continuously around the clock. We use one of the strongest anti-cheat systems so you can be sure a hacker won’t ruin your gaming experience!

🌠 Player Shops!!

Create a shop and sell items! Design a shop how you want it to be! Big? Small? Vintage?

🪧 Spawn Protection!

We protect spawn so people have a place to be welcomed into! Want to build in spawn? Apply for spawn permissions!

🎉 Giveaways!

We like to give back to the members that keep our server alive! Play with friends and enter giveaways!

🆕Vanilla Plus!

Choose how you want to play the server! Vanilla or Semi-Vanilla? Up to you!!!

❓Thus, why should you come along?

Then again, why not? Your requirements are completely met by us! In order for us to grow into a more vibrant community, please join our server!

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/VpgURMYpyu

IP: mc.therealsmp.com

Website: https://therealsmp.com/

Warning: May randomly break into song and dance! – Minecraft SMP

approach with care, BEWARE, beware of depth, beware of emotions, Break, Caution, complex, COMPLICATED, Dance, Enigmatic, Fascinating, handle with care, handle with caution, Intriguing, Label, Minecraft, multifaceted, Mysterious, Personality, quirky, randomly, smp, song, Unique, Unpredictable, Warning

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dimension Hops:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, if you had a warning label attached to you, it would totally say “Caution: may explode from too much fun on this server” LOL.

We have like, the wildest adventures and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. One time, we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and let me tell you, it was a sight to behold. And don’t even get me started on the time we built a giant statue of a potato out of diamonds.

But seriously, if you’re looking for a server where you can let your freak flag fly and just have a blast with a bunch of other crazy Minecrafters, then this is the place for you. So come join us and see what kind of madness we can get up to together! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your love of chaos, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs! LOL.

Elon’s DOGE Department: Senate Schmenate

administration, Approval, billionaire, controversy, Decision making, Department, Doge, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, executive, federal department, Government, innovation, leadership, oversight, regulations, Schmenate, Senate, spacex, Technology, tesla, unconventional leadership

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Animals Bred:	67	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Elon Musk himself! That’s right, the man who sent a car into space is now leading a federal department called DOGE (Department of Gaming Excellence) in Minecraft!

Join our server for a chance to witness Elon Musk building rocket ships out of diamond blocks and launching them into the Minecraft sky. Rumor has it he’s even working on a secret project to colonize Mars using only Redstone contraptions.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also encounter alien mobs that drop rare loot, like space helmets and laser guns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden underground base where Elon Musk is secretly developing a real-life Iron Man suit.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most out-of-this-world Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

CraftySiegel’s Minecraft Server

American-Israeli, Conflict, CraftySiegels, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Hamas militants, hostage release, hostages, international relations, Israel, Keith Siegel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, news headlines, palestine, peace talks, political negotiations, prisoner swap, prisoners exchange, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s so lit dat even Hamas be makin deals on it! Like, dey freed dis dude Keith Siegel and 2 other peeps in exchange for like 187 prisoners! Can u imagine da drama and excitement dat goes down on dis server? Join now and u might even witness some international negotiations while building ur epic block castle! It’s da place to be for all da wild and unpredictable shenanigans, so come on and join da fun!

GazaCraft – No Trumps Allowed

Allowed, Arab nations, Conflict, Diplomacy, displacement, egypt, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Jordan, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, negotiations, News, palestinians, peace process, Politics, Refugee Crisis, trump, Trumps, united nations

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5133
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Votes:	766
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3607
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

once upon a time, there was a creeper who learned how to do the floss dance and became the king of the server. he ruled with an iron fist, but also with a lot of explosions.

if you join this server, you’ll get to ride on giant chickens and battle evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world. but don’t worry, because you’ll have a pet dragon to protect you.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away? it’s lit, trust me.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this minecraft server and let the craziness begin!

Decadeless Craft World

70s, 80s, 90s, collective memory, continuity, Craft, cultural evolution, cultural shifts, Decadeless, Decades, defining eras, Events, fashion, generational differences, historical perspective, Music, Nostalgia, perception of time, pre-2000, societal change, Time, time periods, world

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like time travel but without the weird machines and stuff. We don’t do decades like the old days, nah, we mix it all up like a smoothie of fashions, music, and events.

One minute you could be rockin’ some bell bottoms and disco tunes from the 70s, then BAM, you’re in the neon-colored world of the 80s with some rad synth-pop blarin’. And don’t even get me started on the 90s, we got grunge, boy bands, and Tamagotchis for days.

Join us on dis wild ride through time and see if you can handle the non-stop party that is our Minecraft server. It’s like a never-ending blast from the past, and you won’t wanna miss out, trust me. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to groove through the ages with us. Let’s do this!

Starshot Speedsters: Warp to Alpha Centauri

advanced propulsion, Alpha, alpha centauri, astronomical discovery, Breakthrough Starshot Initiative, Centauri, Cosmic exploration, Futuristic technology, innovative propulsion systems, interstellar travel, Lightsail propulsion, scientific breakthrough, scientist, space exploration, space mission, Space Travel, spacecraft, speed of light, Speedsters, Starshot, stephen hawking, theoretical physicist, theoretical physics, Warp, Yuri Milner

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

OMG, have u heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where u can travel to Alpha Centauri at SPEEDS U NEVER IMAGINED?!?!?!? like, Stephen Hawking and Yuri Milner are all about it, sending mini spacecraft and stuff. join now for interstellar LOLs and build ur own spaceship to explore the galaxy!!! #minecraftgoals #alphacentauri #interstellartravel

Parallel

Characters, Community, Custom Items, custom structures, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, java, Lag, Lore, Lore Participation, Multiworld, open world, Parallel, Player Shops, quality of life, rules, shopping district, smp, Trials, Website

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3508
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Parallel Minecraft Server

IP Address	play.parallelmc.org
Discord	https://discord.parallelmc.org
Server Website	https://www.parallelmc.org
Server Photos	Click here for images

Server Features

Tricky Trials Update: Explore trial chambers, craft powerful items, and collect unique loot.
Custom Features: Explore rifts, fight through dungeons, and interact with characters.
Active, Dynamic Community: Friendly players and regular server events.
Participate in Lore: Shape the server’s ongoing story.
Active Economy: Shopping District and custom goods available for trade.
Quality of Life Improvements: Better trading system, player drops, and more.
NO LAG: Dedicated server hardware for lag-free gameplay.

Server Rules

No griefing/looting (staff can roll back damages)
No hacking (anti-cheat system in place)
Respect other players in chat and gameplay
Full list of rules on website

Join Parallel to start your multiversal journey today!

Alya’s Dream Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, alya, Alyas, amazing, Beautiful, charming, dream, excepțional, eXtraordinary, fantastic, FLAWLESS, GIFTED, ideal, Lovely, Outstanding, perfect, Perfection, Qualities, Realm, remarkable, Special, TALENTED, Unique, Wonderful

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	141172
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Dude, let me tell you, this Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join us if you want to experience the pure ecstasy of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies like a ninja on steroids.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including ones that let you ride dragons and shoot lasers out of your eyes.

And don’t even get me started on the community – it’s like a family of deranged squirrels on a sugar high, but in a good way.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

ScreenPoke Minecraft Server

Confrontation, distractions, Minecraft, movie distractions, movie etiquette, movie interruptions, movie manners, movie theater, phone manners, phone usage, phone use, poking at screen, public behavior, screen poking, ScreenPoke, Server, Texting, theater behavior, theater etiquette

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magic Items Found:	4974
Ores Mined:	7013	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of people using their phones in movie theaters like they own the place? Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your frustration in a virtual world!

Imagine a world where you can sneak up on phone users and poke around their virtual phones until they put them away. No need to worry about getting kicked out of the theater or causing a scene – just have some fun in our server!

But beware, the phone users in our server might fight back. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll come up with to defend their virtual phones. Join now for a hilarious and chaotic experience like no other!

MomSingsNoHBDAtAuntBabyShower

aunt, awkward, baby shower, Birthday, Cake, celebration, concern, decision, different day, Dinner, Event, family, first child, forced, MomSingsNoHBDAtAuntBabyShower, Mother, One and Only, selfish, singing, strangers, tradition

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Dragons Tamed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of making your special day all about you! Unlike this poor soul’s baby shower, we promise not to invite random strangers to sing happy birthday to your aunt who just showed up unannounced.

Join our server and experience the joy of having everyone focus on YOU and YOUR accomplishments. We won’t force you to share the spotlight with anyone else, especially not some distant relative who conveniently decided to visit on your big day.

So come on over and celebrate yourself in style! Because on our server, it’s all about YOU, baby!

AloneButMarried Minecraft SMP

adult life, AloneButMarried, Decision making, emotional development, INDEPENDENCE, life experiences, life milestones, Life skills, living alone, Marriage, Maturity, milestone, Minecraft, personal growth, personal responsibility, personal space, relationships, Self Discovery, self reliance, self-care, self-sufficiency, smp, solo living

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server, it’s like the coolest thing ever! Like, imagine this, you’re all alone in the world, just mining and building and surviving like a total boss. And then, out of nowhere, you meet this group of crazy players who are like the Avengers of Minecraft, but way funnier and with more explosions!

Join our server for the most epic adventures, like fighting off giant mutant chickens and riding pigs into battle. Plus, we have the most lit parties in our virtual world, with pixelated fireworks and cake for days. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lairs and treasure hunts we go on.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and make some new friends who are just as weird and awesome as you, then come join us on the most epic server ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #creeperparty #blocklife

AwkwardCraft: Creeper in the Sheets

awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward hookups, awkward intimacy, awkward positions, awkward sex, awkward sexual encounters, AwkwardCraft, creeper, cringe-worthy sex, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing bedroom moments, embarrassing moments, embarrassing sex stories, funny bedroom fails, funny sex mishaps, funny sex stories, intimate mishaps, sexual blunders, sexual mishaps, SHEETS, uncomfortable sex, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	279
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft server and never feel lonely again! We have a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, or a pickaxe, or whatever you need!

Our server is so lit, even creepers are jealous! We once had a player accidentally propose to their Minecraft girlfriend during a raid on a village – talk about commitment!

So come join us and experience the most epic adventures, the most hilarious mishaps, and the most unforgettable moments in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in a pixelated pig!

Amygdala Emotion Detector

amygdala, atypical, autism, brain imaging, brain region, critical, detector, emotion, emotions, Evidence, fear, findings, functional connectivity, INDIVIDUALS, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neuroimaging, neurology, processing, research, study, threat detection

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7614	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Crops Grown:	6261	Emeralds Found:	2185

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are as wild as a llama on a trampoline! we’ve got more fun than a pig in a mud bath and more excitement than a creeper in a fireworks factory!

our server is so lit, even the zombies are doing the floss dance! you’ll be crafting and building like a pro in no time, with more resources than a diamond mine in your backyard!

we’ve got so many mini-games, you’ll be as entertained as a chicken in a seed factory! and our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a dog park!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the thrill of mining, crafting, and surviving like never before! you’ll be as hooked as a fish on a fishing rod in no time!

HumbleCraft

Active, Builders, Community, competitive, data packs, diamond prizes, Discord, Events, Friendly, gaming district, Humblecraft, Lore, Mods, multiplayer, Redstone, rules, shopping district, Survival, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, Video

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Server Name:	HumbleCraft
Version:	1.21.4
Player Age Requirement:	18+
Special Features:	Carefully selected data packs and mods
Community:	Small but active group of members from around the world

FAQ:

What is HumbleCraft?

HumbleCraft is a 18+ 1.21.4 Minecraft SMP played by a small but active group of members from all over the world. The server is vanilla with the exception of a few carefully selected data packs and mods to enhance the vanilla experience.

What can you expect on the server?

A welcoming community filled with friendly and interesting people from all over the world.
A thriving and newly landscaped shopping district where you can make a diamond fortune.
An exciting gaming district featuring games created by our talented and imaginative members.
Interesting lore in the form of treasure hunts or story-based and player driven mysteries.
Events to bring out your competitive streak. Giving an opportunity to team up or compete alone to win diamond prizes.

What do we need from you?

You must be over 18 years old and be a decent person to be around. Discord is needed to stay updated with the servers happenings and if you are willing to voice chat that’s a great bonus!

A full list of rules can be found on the Discord server. Thanks for reading and we hope to see you in the new world!

MindCraft Realm of Chaos 1.20.2

1.20.2, ABUSIVE, Chaos, Degenerate, destructive, disturbed, disturbed individual, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, inappropriate, incestual, manipulative, mentally unhinged, mindcraft, narcissist, perverted, piece of shit, Realm, Repulsive, revolting, toxic behavior, UNACCEPTABLE, Vile

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Enchantments Applied:	272	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5

Yo, bro, forget about all that nonsense and come join our Minecraft server! We got pigs that can fly, cows that tell jokes, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man. Plus, our diamond armor is so blinged out, it’ll blind you with its blinginess. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!