The Real SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Greetings from The Real SMP!

💫Are you trying to find a brand-new Full Vanilla server?

We’ve got you covered! Our intention is to deliver you a server that brightens your day.

🌟Which features do we offer?

We offer a stable and secure atmosphere. We offer a server that is appropriate for all gaming needs and runs continuously around the clock. We use one of the strongest anti-cheat systems so you can be sure a hacker won’t ruin your gaming experience!

🌠 Player Shops!!

Create a shop and sell items! Design a shop how you want it to be! Big? Small? Vintage?

🪧 Spawn Protection!

We protect spawn so people have a place to be welcomed into! Want to build in spawn? Apply for spawn permissions!

🎉 Giveaways!

We like to give back to the members that keep our server alive! Play with friends and enter giveaways!

🆕Vanilla Plus!

Choose how you want to play the server! Vanilla or Semi-Vanilla? Up to you!!!

❓Thus, why should you come along?

Then again, why not? Your requirements are completely met by us! In order for us to grow into a more vibrant community, please join our server!

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/VpgURMYpyu

IP: mc.therealsmp.com

Website: https://therealsmp.com/

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crops Grown:	1453
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	274	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Endless Night Skies:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Animals Bred:	179
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2830	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Villages Defended:	11

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Towns Built:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	250	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Dimension Hops:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2713
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Void Gems Collected:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	105	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Magic Items Found:	7744	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.