The Real Estate Market Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	138	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a boring old dirt hut? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has the hottest real estate market in the game! We’ve got mansions, castles, and even underwater villas up for grabs. And rumor has it, if you build your house on a diamond block, you’ll never have to worry about creepers again!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in feathers and eggs. Joining our SMP means you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a duel and claim his title as the rightful ruler of all poultry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a run-in with the infamous Ender Dragon. See you in the game!

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Void Gems Collected:	39
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Towns Built:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	589
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Void Gems Collected:	19

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Votes:	5104
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mines Excavated:	4441
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9425
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Void Armor Forged:	28
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Chimeras Created:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ores Mined:	4847
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	8519	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dimension Hops:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	413
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Dimension Hops:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Chimeras Created:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2022	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7156
Dragons Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Towns Built:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!