| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 1743 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
nightravenlair.apexmc.co
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1247 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 293507 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 2127 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Votes: | 9891 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 3506 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 99 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 6219 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 27 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8308 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5299 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 137 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 5525 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1708 |
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 9606 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3049 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 8482 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 79 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 6451 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 1851 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 4128 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 91 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 1071 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 169 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 311 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 6204 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6757 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 212 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 4391 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8525 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 1229 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 113 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 1550 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 595601 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 50 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
