Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never question how much poop is scattered throughout the server. Seriously, it’s everywhere. But hey, at least it adds a nice, rustic touch to the landscape, right?

Join us for epic adventures like trying to tame the wild poop monsters that roam the land, or participating in our annual Poop Olympics where players compete in events like Poop Hurdles and Poop Tossing. Trust us, it’s a real blast.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Poop Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in the game. Just be careful not to get too close to it, or you might get a whiff of its deadly stench.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your shovel and a strong stomach.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
Zombie Dances: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Love Letters Sent: 1
Epic Battles Fought: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

New Minecraft Server
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