Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never question how much poop is scattered throughout the server. Seriously, it’s everywhere. But hey, at least it adds a nice, rustic touch to the landscape, right?

Join us for epic adventures like trying to tame the wild poop monsters that roam the land, or participating in our annual Poop Olympics where players compete in events like Poop Hurdles and Poop Tossing. Trust us, it’s a real blast.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Poop Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in the game. Just be careful not to get too close to it, or you might get a whiff of its deadly stench.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your shovel and a strong stomach.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Magical Moments Shared: 20 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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