Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 297145 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Bring Back The Pool Around The Ring Minecraft SMP

    Bring Back The Pool Around The Ring Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Forest Calliope Minecraft Server

    Forest Calliope Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing deader than our mobs is our sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombies while being chased by a pack of deranged skeleton clowns.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance party, complete with explosive beats and killer moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and now terrorizes players with his deadly yarn bombs.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Front, a group of rebellious llamas who are determined to overthrow their sheep oppressors and establish llama supremacy once and for all.

    So come on down to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter echoing through the haunted forests. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a gaming experience unlike any other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP

    Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!

    So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 7378
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Towns Built: 8
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Why is this Aloud? Minecraft Server

    Why is this Aloud? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild, lawless land where anything goes! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We won’t stop you! The only rule on our server is that there are no rules!

    Join us for epic battles with flying chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies! Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Zombie Dances: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP

    Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is bitcoin! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in cryptocurrency here!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!

    So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 11 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Potions Brewed: 52 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Unfamiliar Jokesters Minecraft SMP

    Unfamiliar Jokesters Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures and mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players from all different backgrounds and cultures come together to create chaos and hilarity! Imagine a Creeper teaming up with a Villager to take down a group of pesky Skeletons, or a Enderman and a Pig working together to build the most epic roller coaster in Minecraft history.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a player from a completely different dimension.

    So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding Creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and friendship that await you on our one-of-a-kind server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of playing with boring old humans who look like, well, humans? Join our server where the players look like something straight out of a sci-fi movie! We’ve got aliens, robots, and even talking animals roaming around.

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly hosting insane events and challenges. Ever wanted to participate in a Sim Room Overclock or battle it out in a Union Raid? Well, now’s your chance! And don’t even get us started on our special recruits like Phantom and Rumani. These guys are not your average Minecraft characters, that’s for sure.

    And if you’re into fashion, we’ve got you covered with our exclusive costume passes. Dress your character up as Miranda: Thief of Justice or Tove: Baseball Fan. Who knew Minecraft could be so stylish?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret codes and unlock even more outrageous features!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Dimension Hops: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Recent Surge of Devilman Yuyu Inspired Shounen Minecraft SMP

    Recent Surge of Devilman Yuyu Inspired Shounen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some devilishly good fun with a touch of Yuyu Hakusho-inspired shenanigans? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be!

    Join us for epic battles against demonic creatures, intense PvP showdowns, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane storylines that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the thrill of devilman/yuyu inspired shounen like never before! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary hero of our server. See you there, adventurer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Blocky Ick Stories Minecraft Server

    Blocky Ick Stories Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of owning hundreds of Steam games that you’ve never even played? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you’ll actually play the game you’re logging into! Join us and experience the thrill of actually using those games you spent your hard-earned money on. Who needs a backlog when you can build a castle instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who only explodes in glitter. Join now for a chance to witness this sparkly phenomenon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Mines Excavated: 4101
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 200 New Chunks Explored: 708208

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • 23 m Rate Me Minecraft SMP

    23 m Rate Me Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have daily events such as “TNT Olympics” where you compete in explosive challenges to win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie riding a chicken? Yeah, we didn’t think so. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Pixelated Plagiarism Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Plagiarism Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a block of cheese by our mischievous cheese wizards)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Potions Brewed: 103 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Look at these Minecraft SMP Legends

    Look at these Minecraft SMP Legends
    Are you tired of eating sad, floppy pizza from America or pretentious, overpriced pizza from Italy? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, our pizza is so good that it will make you question your entire existence. Our secret ingredient? Creeper tears. Trust us, it adds that explosive flavor that you never knew you needed in your life. Join us for a slice of insanity and a side of explosive fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 153
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡DUELS | MEGA-PVP | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡DUELS | MEGA-PVP | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Towns Built: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can enjoy tasteful views while building your dream world!

    Join us for the craziest adventures and outrageous stories that will make you laugh until your diamond armor falls off.

    Our server is equipped with the most advanced technology, like Controlnet and LoRa Training, to help you conquer the pixelated universe like a pro.

    And don’t forget about our exclusive AMD GPU section, where you can unleash the power of your graphics card and witness mind-blowing graphics that will make your friends jealous.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most legendary Minecraft community on the block. Just be prepared for some degenpasta along the way!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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