Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 415
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Divine Spears Created: 17
Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Oot’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Oot’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old dungeons that only last a measly 20-30 minutes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic Ice Cavern you’ll ever experience! It’s so massive that it’ll take you days to navigate through all the twists and turns. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the cavern that will make you the richest player in the entire server. But be warned, the Ice Cavern is also home to a fierce tribe of penguin warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their icy domain. So grab your pickaxe and join us on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Alien Abductions: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

    DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

    In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

    So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • V I R G I N I T Y I S C O O L M I N E C R A F T S E R V E R

    V I R G I N I T Y   I S   C O O L   M I N E C R A F T   S E R V E R
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Fear not, for on our server, virginity is cool! In fact, those who have lost their virginity are considered to be serpents of Satan! Join us and revel in your pure, untouched status as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a Minecraft virgin is celebrated like never before. Don’t let the serpents of Satan tempt you away from our server – join us now and embrace your virginity with pride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Bring Back The Pool Around The Ring Minecraft SMP

    Bring Back The Pool Around The Ring Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2142 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Emeralds Found: 3536
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Forest Calliope Minecraft Server

    Forest Calliope Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing deader than our mobs is our sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombies while being chased by a pack of deranged skeleton clowns.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance party, complete with explosive beats and killer moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and now terrorizes players with his deadly yarn bombs.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Front, a group of rebellious llamas who are determined to overthrow their sheep oppressors and establish llama supremacy once and for all.

    So come on down to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter echoing through the haunted forests. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a gaming experience unlike any other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Potions Brewed: 80 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP

    Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!

    So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Why is this Aloud? Minecraft Server

    Why is this Aloud? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild, lawless land where anything goes! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We won’t stop you! The only rule on our server is that there are no rules!

    Join us for epic battles with flying chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies! Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Animals Bred: 84

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP

    Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is bitcoin! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in cryptocurrency here!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!

    So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Unfamiliar Jokesters Minecraft SMP

    Unfamiliar Jokesters Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures and mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players from all different backgrounds and cultures come together to create chaos and hilarity! Imagine a Creeper teaming up with a Villager to take down a group of pesky Skeletons, or a Enderman and a Pig working together to build the most epic roller coaster in Minecraft history.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a player from a completely different dimension.

    So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding Creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and friendship that await you on our one-of-a-kind server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 4407
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of playing with boring old humans who look like, well, humans? Join our server where the players look like something straight out of a sci-fi movie! We’ve got aliens, robots, and even talking animals roaming around.

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly hosting insane events and challenges. Ever wanted to participate in a Sim Room Overclock or battle it out in a Union Raid? Well, now’s your chance! And don’t even get us started on our special recruits like Phantom and Rumani. These guys are not your average Minecraft characters, that’s for sure.

    And if you’re into fashion, we’ve got you covered with our exclusive costume passes. Dress your character up as Miranda: Thief of Justice or Tove: Baseball Fan. Who knew Minecraft could be so stylish?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret codes and unlock even more outrageous features!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Dragon Scales Harvested: 300
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 114
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Recent Surge of Devilman Yuyu Inspired Shounen Minecraft SMP

    Recent Surge of Devilman Yuyu Inspired Shounen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some devilishly good fun with a touch of Yuyu Hakusho-inspired shenanigans? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be!

    Join us for epic battles against demonic creatures, intense PvP showdowns, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane storylines that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the thrill of devilman/yuyu inspired shounen like never before! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary hero of our server. See you there, adventurer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 499
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Blocky Ick Stories Minecraft Server

    Blocky Ick Stories Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of owning hundreds of Steam games that you’ve never even played? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you’ll actually play the game you’re logging into! Join us and experience the thrill of actually using those games you spent your hard-earned money on. Who needs a backlog when you can build a castle instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who only explodes in glitter. Join now for a chance to witness this sparkly phenomenon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 32 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Enchantments Applied: 64
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • 23 m Rate Me Minecraft SMP

    23 m Rate Me Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have daily events such as “TNT Olympics” where you compete in explosive challenges to win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie riding a chicken? Yeah, we didn’t think so. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Epic Shields Constructed: 29
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Pixelated Plagiarism Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Plagiarism Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a block of cheese by our mischievous cheese wizards)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 174 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Villages Defended: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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