Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to deplumberify your sport and never see your memekicks again – they’re gone forever! But don’t worry, you’ll be playing possession football like a pro in no time.

For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Void Armor Forged: 19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • just make your own game Minecraft SMP

    just make your own game Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules. Here, we encourage you to break blocks with your face, ride pigs into battle, and build your house out of nothing but diamond blocks (because why not?).

    Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Go for it! Feel like building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you (but we might laugh when you crash).

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Chicken King will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory (or maybe just a pat on the back from the admin).

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the game, and remember: always bring a spare pickaxe and a sense of humor!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP (1.16.5)

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server

    Why Can’t White Boys Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where white boys dominate the game? Well, look no further because on our server, white boys are banned! That’s right, no more dealing with their basic builds and lackluster PvP skills. Join us for a wild ride where only the most colorful and creative players thrive.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of diamonds and emeralds in exchange for protection. Will you be able to appease these llama overlords and earn their favor?

    And if that wasn’t enough, our server is also home to a group of mischievous Endermen who have learned how to break blocks and build their own structures. You never know what crazy creations they’ll come up with next!

    So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and leave your white boy antics at the door. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • After Christians Die Minecraft SMP

    After Christians Die Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never fall for Jewish tricks like Christcuck did! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, cauldrons, and holy trees. Who knows, you might even get transformed into fertile chaos yourself! Don’t be a Christtard, join us and experience the true meaning of eternal death in the most lolzy way possible. See you on the server, if you dare to face the wrath of Holle!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Zombie Dances: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server

    KEK I Fucking Can’t Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server like a boss.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they swim in a pool of them every day.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail

    Minecraft SMP – XIVG – The Final Dawn Trail
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

    Join us for our upcoming events like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can strut your stuff in your best Minecraft skin! Or how about the Halloween Musicals meetup in Balmung, where we’ll be belting out show tunes while fighting off creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got meetups for every occasion, from shared FATE meetups to male meetups to badlands chugs watch parties. And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more moogles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Boring Argonians Minecraft Server

    Boring Argonians Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing with boring, lame, stupid, and ugly Argonians in other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement with Argonians that are actually cool, hilarious, genius, and drop-dead gorgeous!

    Our server is home to the most epic Argonians you’ll ever meet. They can build entire cities in a day, tame dragons with a single look, and tell jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, they have the best fashion sense in all of Minecraft – forget boring old scales, our Argonians rock designer armor and accessories that will make you green with envy.

    So why settle for boring when you can join our server and hang out with the most fabulous Argonians in the blocky world? Come for the builds, stay for the laughs, and leave with a whole new appreciation for these reptilian wonders. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of our Argonians!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MP3 CDs Minecraft SMP Expert

    MP3 CDs Minecraft SMP Expert
    Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t even know what MP3 CDs are? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things retro and outdated! We’ve got players who still think dial-up internet is the bee’s knees and swear by their trusty VHS tapes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary MP3 CD dungeon, where players can battle against ancient technology monsters like the dreaded Walkman Warrior and the floppy disk fiend. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical AOL dial-up modem that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in combat.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the past and laugh in the face of modern technology, come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the good ol’ days of MP3 CDs!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Buildings Constructed: 31
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Blocky Fun Zone Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Trump has won a record breaking THIRD presidential race! And what does that mean for you? Well, for starters, he’ll probably get at least one, maybe two more SCOTUS picks. That’s right, you can build your very own Supreme Court in Minecraft and have Trump appointing all the judges. Who needs democracy when you have Trump ruling the land in Minecraft? Join now for a truly unique and outrageous experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Villages Defended: 9
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

    The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

    But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

    Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 72
    Runes Activated: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • What is the IP for Kubz Scouts Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Kubz Scouts Minecraft Server?

    Kubz Scouts is a popular Youtube channel run by a content creator named Jay. The channel primarily focuses on gaming content, including Let’s Plays, reaction videos, and game commentaries. Kubz Scouts has attracted a large following due to Jay’s energetic and engaging personality, as well as his humorous commentary on the games he plays. With a knack for storytelling and connecting with his audience, Kubz Scouts has become a noteworthy presence in the gaming community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Runes Activated: 7
    Farms Harvested: 372 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 33 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bag Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with surprises waiting around every corner.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, challenging players to dance battles instead of fights.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 409391 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

    SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience
    Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate fapping-focused experience! Our server is filled with AI perfection, perfect for those who enjoy plapping to the next level. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, NovelAI artists – basically, everything AIslop related!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of mischievous Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the time when a herd of pigs took over the server and declared themselves the ruling class.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no flooding the chat with niche kinks – we have standards, you know.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Punch & Choke Foids Minecraft Server

    Punch & Choke Foids Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest fantasies of choking and punching foids in the stomach!

    Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner rage on unsuspecting players. But be warned, the foids won’t go down without a fight! With custom weapons and armor, you’ll be able to dominate the battlefield and show everyone who’s boss.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Foid Hunt” where you can track down and eliminate as many foids as possible. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Stomach Punch Arena” where you can challenge other players to a one-on-one brawl.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no foids were harmed in the making of this server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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