Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a special feature called “post your face” where players can upload a picture of their face and have it plastered all over the virtual world for everyone to see. Show off your best selfie while battling creepers and building epic structures!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends. Who knew pigs had such killer dance moves?

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any danger that comes your way. These feathered warriors are trained in the ancient art of cluck-jitsu and will stop at nothing to keep you safe while you explore the virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just remember to bring your best dance moves and be ready to show off your face to the world.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 2
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

    Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft
    yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

    Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

    🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

    Overview:

    Server Type Hardcore Vanilla Survival
    Version Java 1.21
    Resets Vote for resets on Discord
    Features No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

    Rules:

    Join Now:

    – IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is cheating allowed on the server? No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
    Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing? PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
    Can I claim land on the server? No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

    The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

    Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

    Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

    Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Magic Items Found: 6485
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • StepDadDanceNoChance

    StepDadDanceNoChance
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

    We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

    So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 33
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Crops Grown: 1212
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • LoveCraftedMC

    LoveCraftedMC
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

    LebanonCraft Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

    imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

    oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

    but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

    so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 86
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CraftyWarZone

    CraftyWarZone
    so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4629 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Pixel Pot Parenthood

    Pixel Pot Parenthood
    yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

    but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

    so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

    TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

    Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

    We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Ores Mined: 5754
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 433 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

    But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

    And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

    So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

    Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

    Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • SisGripShutUpCraft

    SisGripShutUpCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

    Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

    So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 46 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

    CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • BlockyHeartbreaks

    BlockyHeartbreaks
    Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

    Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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