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Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	4348	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Towns Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
New Chunks Explored:	143168	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	3709	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8083
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Ores Mined:	6239	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1319
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2816
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5332
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchantments Applied:	208
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	99/100	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Dimension Hops:	0