The Pick Me Queen’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

10. singing, 11. mods, 12. clickbait, 13. self-importance, 14. fake, 15. disingenuous, 16. hype, 17. entertainment, 18. slow chat, 19. organic demand, 2. Kaneko Lumi, 20. CyberLive, 3. convincing, 4. pandering, 5. /pol/ references, 6. horny coombaiting, 7. vst nerd, 8. 4chan, 9. streaming skill, Kingdom, Minecraft, Pick, Pick Me Queen, QUEENS, smp

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as Lumi’s streaming career? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with /pol/ references, coombaiting, and a whole lot of cringey millennial journalism vibes. Our mods are experts at promoting the server on 4chan, making sure you’ll never miss out on the drama and excitement.

But beware, Lumi’s presence on the server is as fake as her streaming persona. She may talk the talk, but when it comes to actually playing the game, she’s as uninspired as they come. With a chat slower than a snail’s pace and mods making up most of the viewers, you’ll be left wondering if there’s any real entertainment value at all.

Join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the drama is the made-up stories we tell to keep things interesting. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness Lumi’s rise to fame (or fall from grace) right before your eyes. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Enchantments Applied:	291
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BidenCraft: No Hacks Allowed!

Allowed, Biden’s campaign, BidenCraft, cyber attacks, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cybersecurity measures, cybersecurity threats, data breach, digital espionage, digital warfare, election interference, fbi, foreign interference, government hacking, hacking attempts, Hacks, Information Security, intelligence agencies, Iranian hackers, national security, political hacking, stolen Trump info

haha imagine if those Iranian hackers tried to hack into our server but they couldn’t handle our epicness! we got all the juicy Trump info you could ever want, but sorry Biden, you gotta join our server to get it! FBI be like “woah, those Minecraft players are on another level” 😂 join now for a wild ride of stolen secrets and epic builds! #minecraft4life #hackerfail #lolz

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Void Armor Forged:	29
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Tiny Nuke Power Co.

battery system, Breakthrough, Cutting Edge, Development, efficiency, efficient, ENERGY, Engineers, innovation, nuclear battery, nuclear power, Nuke, Physicists, power, power source, renewable energy, research, Science, Small, sustainable, Technology, technology advancement, Tiny

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, peeps! We got dis cray-cray Minecraft server where we got physicists and engineers workin’ on some next level ish! They done made a teeny tiny nuclear battery that’s like 8,000 times more efficient than any other battery out there! Can you believe dat?! Join dis server and witness the power of science, yo! Build yo own nuclear-powered castle and rule over all dem peasants with yo infinite energy! Ain’t no creepers gonna mess with you when you got dat kind of power, amirite?! So come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is lit AF! Let’s get nuclear, baby! 🤯🔥🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Dimension Hops:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

WRLD

Anarchy, Survival, survival multiplayer building vanilla community sandbox exploration crafting adventure roleplay server world creative mods minigames economy factions PvP skyblock mods, Vanilla

A server with 1000 players building empires, towns, and many other things in pure vanilla (without player accessible plugins) Minecraft. Everyone’s childhood dream. Join our closed beta with just 100 slots at “beta.wrld.re” and be the first persons that walks on that lands.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Farms Harvested:	614
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RetroRealms

Enjoyable, Factions, Gamemodes, gameplay, Minecraft, MODERN, Network, nostalgic, Prison, RetroRealms, Seasons, Server, Skyblock, SPEED

Welcome to RetroRealms, a brand new Minecraft Network with a sole purpose of providing the most enjoyable, modern (and nostalgic) gameplay to all players.

We are proud to offer: – Prison (Long seasons and Speed) – Skyblock – Factions & many more gamemodes soon

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Boxants: Where PvP stands for Pretty Villainous Parties on the Box Server!

Adventure, balanced progression, Box, Box Ants, Boxants, BUILD, Community, Dig, Explore, final mine, Fun, Gadgets, Game, Ip:, Join, Minecraft, Mines, multiplayer, Other, Parties, PRETTY, PvP, Server, stands, Survival, Tools, villainous

Box Ants Minecraft Server

Overview

Box Ants is a fun new box server with a good balanced progression. You start out with nothing and you need to dig your way up to the final mine. Once you reach the final mine you can go to the next box. There, there are new mines with better tools and cooler gadgets!

How fast can you progress through all the mines? Join BoxAnts and find out!

IP Address

boxants.minehut.gg

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Box Ants server?	You can join the server by entering the IP address boxants.minehut.gg in the multiplayer section of Minecraft.
Is there a progression system on the server?	Yes, there is a balanced progression system where you start with nothing and work your way up to better tools and gadgets in the mines.
What happens when I reach the final mine?	Once you reach the final mine, you can move on to the next box where there are new mines with even better rewards.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join Box Ants and progress through the different mines together.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	579193	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	972
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

House Oversight Committee Minecraft Server

Biden policies, Biden-Harris Administration, Committee, Congress, consequences, current events, FCC commissioner, Government, government oversight, Hearing, House, House Committee, House hearing, house of representatives, House Oversight Committee, Live, Live Stream, Minecraft, News, oversight, policies, Politics, public policy, Server, testimony

Are you tired of boring old politics and hearings? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, epic battles, and wacky adventures that make the House Oversight Committee look like a snoozefest.

Our server is so action-packed, you’ll forget all about those pesky Biden-Harris policies. Who needs to worry about government decisions when you can be building your own empire and battling dragons instead?

So come on down to our server and leave the politics behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who can grant you magical powers in the game. But shh, you didn’t hear that from us.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Is She Right, TV? Minecraft SMP

Analysis, commentary, current events, debate, Entertainment, Is she right, Media, Minecraft, News, opinion, Panel Discussion, popular culture, right or wrong, smp, talk show, television, television hosts, television personalities, television programs, trending topics, TV, tv shows

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

anger, binge eating disorder, Boundaries, christmas dinner, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousin, CousinClash, emotional, family, getting into shape, Harsh, hurtful comment, immature, Justified, Minecraft, Respect, sensitivity, Server, Support, Understanding, Yelling

Looking for a Minecraft server that will kick out anyone who fat-shames your sister? Look no further, because our server is all about protecting family honor! Join us for a wild ride of defending your loved ones and kicking out rude cousins who can’t keep their mouths shut. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. So come on, join us and show those haters who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Animals Bred:	108	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MommaCraft: MIL Edition

Boundaries, confronting behavior, covering up, disrespectful behavior., Edition, family drama, family dynamics, financial fraud, future MIL, future together, identity theft, MIL, MommaCraft, partner’s mom, relationship issues, Resentment, snooping, stolen inheritance, struggling to accept, taking without permission, trust issues, uneasy feelings

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law stealing from her own dying father? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Our server is so insane, even your partner’s mom would be shocked! With hidden treasures, epic battles, and secret alliances, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Plus, if you think your mother-in-law is bad, just wait until you meet our resident villain, the Ender Dragon’s evil twin sister, Brenda the Betrayer! She’ll make you rethink all your family drama.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, join our server today! Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even your mother-in-law teaming up with a creeper to steal your diamonds!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyScamFools

charlatan, CON, counterfeit, CraftyScamFools, Deception, dishonesty, easy target, Exploitation, Fake, fraud, fraudulence, gullible, hoax, Naive, Phony, ripoff, scam, scheme, snake oil, swindle, Trickery

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise big but deliver small? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam-tastic experience you’ve been waiting for! Join now for the chance to win a diamond block every time you log in (just kidding, you’ll actually get a dirt block)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Pigeon. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame this majestic creature, it will grant you three wishes (spoiler alert: the wishes are all for more dirt blocks).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. But be warned, these bunnies are no ordinary fluffy creatures – they have a taste for player flesh (just kidding, they’re actually quite friendly and enjoy a good game of hopscotch).

So why wait? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is (but hey, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8589	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Buildings Constructed:	49	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

StrikeCraft: Taurus Missiles

Conflict Resolution, defense technology, Delivery, diplomatic actions, eastern europe, european parliament, foreign policy, international relations, meps, military intervention, military support, Missiles, nato, political decision, russia, security measures, StrikeCraft, Support, Taurus, Taurus missiles, Ukrainian strikes, Vote

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got MEPs votin for Ukrainian strikes inside Russia like wut even? Taurus missiles bein delivered left n right, it’s like a war zone up in here but in Minecraft world lmao. come join da chaos and see wut happens next, it’s gonna be wild af. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis craziness. #minecraftwarzone #taurusmissiles #ukrainianstrikes #lolzyserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Droughts R Us: Climate Change Edition

CHANGE, climate, climate adaptation, climate change, Climate change impacts, climate crisis, climate modeling, climate projections, climate research, climate resilience, climate science, climate variability, Droughts, Dry spells, Edition, environmental changes, extreme weather events, Future droughts, global warming, Longer dry spells, Observation-constrained projections, water scarcity, weather patterns

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DOING THE MACARENA? WELL, THIS SERVER IS THE BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, PIGS THAT CAN FLY, AND TREES THAT GROW GOLDEN APPLES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT TRYING TO STEAL ALL THE CAKE? YEAH, CRAZY RIGHT?

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE ALL THE VILLAGERS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS IN DISGUISE!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF! JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SNEAKY SKELETONS, THEY’RE ALWAYS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR SHOES!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

What is the IP for PlayOverwatch Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, overwatch, Overwatch 2, playoverwatch, Server

PlayOverwatch is a popular team-based first-person shooter game developed and published by Blizzard Entertainment. Released in 2016, the game features a diverse cast of characters, each with unique abilities and playstyles. Players compete in various game modes such as escort, control, and assault, working together to achieve objectives and defeat the opposing team. With its engaging gameplay and competitive nature, PlayOverwatch has gained a large following in the esports community and remains a staple in the gaming industry.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Falling into the Void:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Drip Network

Bedwars, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

– Java or Bedrock: **Java** – Realm/Server/World: **Server (Brand new)** – Length of Play Session: **2 hours** – Gametype: **Chill network of game modes including Duels, TNT Run, Bedwars, and more!** – Language: **English**

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dimension Hops:	1	Farms Harvested:	269

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Localhost

Clans, Custom Equipment, Custom HUD, custom worlds, Economy, MCMMO, Original Texture, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG elements, server-network, Survival

RPG Elements, Custom Worlds, Clans, PvP and PvE, Custom Equipment, Original Texture, Custom HUD, Available on Server Network.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.