Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as Lumi’s streaming career? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with /pol/ references, coombaiting, and a whole lot of cringey millennial journalism vibes. Our mods are experts at promoting the server on 4chan, making sure you’ll never miss out on the drama and excitement.

But beware, Lumi’s presence on the server is as fake as her streaming persona. She may talk the talk, but when it comes to actually playing the game, she’s as uninspired as they come. With a chat slower than a snail’s pace and mods making up most of the viewers, you’ll be left wondering if there’s any real entertainment value at all.

Join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the drama is the made-up stories we tell to keep things interesting. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness Lumi’s rise to fame (or fall from grace) right before your eyes. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Potions Brewed: 101
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
Players Killed by Monsters: 8238 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Meteorites Collected: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Farms Harvested: 657
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8244 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 296
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 47 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 163 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Villages Defended: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Falling into the Void: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Dragon Scales Harvested: 322
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 1185
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Zombie Dances: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 325 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Villages Defended: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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