The Penguin Finale Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	New Chunks Explored:	136485
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Mines Excavated:	2350

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Farms Harvested:	487
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	7297	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Holy Grails Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Mines Excavated:	2266
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Runes Activated:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Star Shards Collected:	244
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Magic Items Found:	7609	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
New Chunks Explored:	18311	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Votes:	9260	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1381
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Potions Brewed:	28	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Towns Built:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	171	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Zombie Dances:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Buildings Constructed:	30
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	9049	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4