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Niji SMP EN – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

Bait, Denauth, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, niji, Niji-mado, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Noctyx, obsydia, Shenanigans, shitposting, smp, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, xsoleil, youtube channels

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Magic Items Found:	1201
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Join our server where the players are as unpredictable as a glitchy redstone contraption!

We’ve got Nijisanji EN YouTubers causing more drama than a creeper in a village, LazuLight members pulling pranks crazier than a TNT trap, and OBSYDIA residents building structures taller than the Ender Dragon!

Ethyria is filled with more secrets than a hidden stronghold, Luxiem has more twists and turns than a maze in a mineshaft, and Noctyx is more mysterious than a wandering trader with rare loot!

ILUNA is as enchanting as a diamond sword, XSOLEIL is as bright as a beacon, and Krisis is as intense as a battle with the Wither!

TTT is as wild as a pack of wolves, Denauth is as diverse as a jungle biome, and every player is as unique as a custom skin!

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more insane than a pig riding a minecart! But remember, leave your drama at the Nether portal and come ready to laugh, mine, and build with the craziest crew in the blocky world!

CraftyCreeperGurl27

advice, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, CraftyCreeperGurl27, friendship, Honesty, love, Marriage, married woman, Partnership, patience, reddit, relationships, Respect, self-care, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmarried girls

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Zombie Dances:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of being a boring married woman on Reddit? Do you want to escape the mundane world of adult responsibilities and dive into a virtual wonderland filled with blocks and pixels? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can let your creativity run wild without any judgment from your real-life spouse. Need a break from nagging in-laws or screaming children? Just log onto our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is finding diamonds and fighting off creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also a hot spot for single ladies looking to mingle. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate while exploring caves and battling zombies together. So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring married life on Reddit!

Nimlot

Adventure, Bedwars, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, lucky block, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

SMP Gamemodes: – Glitch SMP – Middle School Inufse – Bliss SMP – Armor SMP – And more coming soon

Minigames: – Warden fight – Bedwars – Spleef (in parties only) – TnT Tag – Prop Hunt / Hide and seek

nimlot.xyz:25578

Tax Romania

Community, Friends, internet, Minecraft, Play, Romania, Server, Survival, Tax, Veronne Romania

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	6689	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Veronne Romania appears on the internet out of nowhere trying to create a small community with people who want to make friends and play with us.

191.96.94.54

Mystic Dream Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Cultural greetings, dream, Evening greetings, Formal greetings, Hello everyone, Informal greetings, Japanese culture, Japanese greeting, japanese language, Japanese phrases, Ko-ko-ko-ko, Ko-ko-ko-ko-konbanwa, Konbanwa, language learning, Mi-mi-mi-mi, Mi-mi-mi-mi-minnasama, Minnasama, mystic, politeness, Realm, repetitive phrases, respectful language

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Hey there, you crazy Minecraft lovers! Are you ready to dive into a virtual world where you can build your own empire and battle fierce monsters? Well, look no further because this server is the bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Yes, you heard me right, a GIANT CHICKEN!

And that’s not all, folks! We have secret hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the land filled with rare loot like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their hilarious antics and crazy builds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on this epic Minecraft journey together! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun, right?

The Royal Minecraft SMP Queens

Arguing, came on, Female Characters, female gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, kneel, Minecraft, QUEENS, queens of /v/, royal, rule 34, rule 34 queens, rule34, smp, V, Video game characters, Video game culture, video game fandom, video game females, video game queens, Voting

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2336
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is ruled by the queens of /v/ who are the most worshipped video game females on rule34.xxx. You may try to argue with their reign, but be prepared to kneel before their majestic presence.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players dressed as their favorite rule34 characters. From Mario in a bikini to Sonic with a six-pack, anything goes in our crazy world.

But beware, if you dare to challenge the queens of /v/, you may find yourself in a pixelated duel to the death. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP server.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bow down to the queens of /v/ or face the consequences!

CraftyAddict SMP

beneficial addiction, beneficial habits, constructive addiction, constructive habits, CraftyAddict, goal-setting, good addiction, healthy addiction, healthy habits, mental health, motivation, personal growth, positive addiction, positive habits, Positive Psychology, productive addiction, productive habits, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, smp, wellness

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with their rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like crack for Minecraft players – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party full of creepers and skeletons getting down to some sick beats. It was lit, bro. And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They have advanced technology and will help you conquer the world – as long as you bring them plenty of hay, of course.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

NoSelfieNoCringeCraft

awkward, camera shy, Confidence, cringey, Insecurity, mental health, NoSelfieNoCringeCraft, personal growth, photography, self esteem, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-conscious, Self-expression, self-image, self-perception, selfie, social media, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a potato in your selfies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, your character will always look like a majestic unicorn princess ready to slay some creepers! Join us and never feel cringey about your virtual appearance again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of selfie-obsessed Endermen who will make sure you always look fabulous in every screenshot. So come on over and snap some epic pics with us! 🦄📸 #SelfieGoals #MinecraftGlam

KoreanCraft: Impeached in 2 Weeks!

Asia, constitutional crisis, Corruption, Democracy, former leader, Government, impeached, impeachment process, interim president, Korean Peninsula, KoreanCraft, leadership crisis, opposition party, OUSTED, political instability, political turmoil, Politics, public outcry, ruling party, scandal, South Korean, weeks

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Crops Grown:	6275
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

so like, this server is so lit, it’s like the South Korean government but in Minecraft form. imagine being impeached just 2 weeks after taking over, that’s some crazy drama right there. come join our server and experience the thrill of being impeached in record time. who needs political stability when you can have chaos and fun in Minecraft? join now and see if you can last longer than the interim president did. it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam.

DNP Madness: Muscle Mania

2.., 4-DNP, anabolic steroids, body image, Bodybuilder, bodybuilding culture, chemical consumption, chronic use, dangerous chemicals, death, DNP, FITNESS, health risks, madness, Mania, mental health, multi-organ failure, Muscle, muscle dysmorphia, muscle growth, Obsession, physical appearance, psychiatric condition, steroid abuse, substance abuse

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Animals Bred:	60	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	58
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Dragon Eggs Found:	6379

Come join our Minecraft server where you can lift virtual blocks and build your dream muscles like that bodybuilder dude who took too many chemicals and went kaput! We promise our server will make you look so jacked, you’ll be mistaken for a walking Minecraft character in real life! Plus, we have special anabolic steroids power-ups hidden in the game that will give you super strength and make you the envy of all your pixelated friends. Just be careful not to overdose like that unfortunate bodybuilder, we want you to keep playing on our server for a loooong time! So come on, join us and let’s get swole together in the world of Minecraft!

Dungeon SMP

Adventure, Classes, Cross-Play, dsmp, Endless, expanding dungeon, Exploration, Fallen Gods, FANTASY, Grinding, Hidden Secrets, Lore, mmo, multiplayer, Parkour, Raiding, Roleplay, rooms, RPG, serpent, Server, Survival, Undead, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Towns Built:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Dungeon SMP – The Endless Dungeon

Are you looking for a unique SMP that has never been seen before?

The Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets. There are many different classes- you can be anything from a Serpent to an Undead. Don’t forget the lore of the Fallen Gods… As long as you’ve been grinding you can become stong. Join DSMP today!

51.222.166.68:25623

Frosty Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, AAA titles, Adventure, Deals, digital distribution., DISCOUNTS, frosty, game bundles, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming discounts, Gaming Platform, holiday, indie games, limited time, PC Gaming, post, sales event, savings, Steam, video games, winter sale, Wishlist

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Star Shards Collected:	172	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Hey bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a winter sale but for your brain! Imagine walking through a virtual wonderland filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities. It’s like getting a discount on reality, but without the pesky limitations of physics and logic. Trust me, once you start building your dream world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy server and let your imagination run wild!

Same Shit Minecraft SMP Chose Before The Election

Backlash, Big booty Latinas, Choices, chose, CONGRATS, controversial statements, criticism, demographics, Diversity, election, ignore, immigration, jeets, Minecraft, political rhetoric, Politics, public opinion, representation, Same Shit, Shit, smp, social media, Stereotypes, Voting

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4011	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Secret Passages Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with big booty latinas and jeets running amok, causing all sorts of shenanigans. Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, here you’ll be too busy trying to wrangle in our wild inhabitants.

Join us if you’re up for a challenge like no other. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Or will you be overrun by twerking latinas and mischievous jeets? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures on our server!

KoreanCraft: Captured in Ukraine

breaking news, Capture, captured, captured soldier, Conflict, Diplomacy, global news, injured, injured soldier, international relations, KoreanCraft, Military, News, north korea news, north korean, political tension, seoul, Soldier, Ukraine, ukraine news, world news

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Meteorites Collected:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Alien Abductions:	4

so, like, u know that one time when ukraine was just minding its own business and then BAM, they captured a north korean soldier who was, like, injured and stuff? well, on this EPIC minecraft server, u can relive that moment over and over again! join us and be part of the action as we reenact this crazy event in pixelated form! ukraine vs north korea, who will win? come find out on our server! plus, we have, like, flying pigs and talking cows and stuff. it’s totally wild, dude. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

2die4

2b2t, 2die4, Age-Appropriate Content, Alternative, Anarchy, best players, challenge, Dangerous, Friendly, Friends, Game, No Rules, PvP, respectful conversations, ruined spawn, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1714
Void Gems Collected:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

2die4 is an alternative to 2b2t! Anarchy Play alone or with friends on 2die4 and try to escape the dangerous and ruined spawn! But be warned, it won’t be an easy task. 🙂 This is an Anarchy server, means it has no rules. Exept for 1: Friendly and respectful conversations (Age-appropirate content chat Include) 2die4 offers even the best players a great challenge, and is definitely a good choice if you tend to be too good for the game. 🙂

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Animals Bred:	168
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6