The One Is Not Real Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LandWarsMinecraftSMP

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Countries, diplomatic negotiations, geopolitical strategy, global politics, imperialism, international relations, land disputes, LandWarsMinecraftSMP, Military conquest, modern warfare, nationalism, power struggle, resource control, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, territorial integrity, War Tactics

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mines Excavated:	3178	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

Lol, forget about countries bro, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got land for days and we ain’t fighting over it like those silly countries. We got creepers blowing stuff up, zombies trying to eat your brains, and skeletons shooting arrows at you like they’re in the Olympics.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that breathe fire and roast marshmallows for us.

So why waste time with boring old countries when you can join our crazy Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life? Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

SwoleCraft: Pain is Gain

#workout, body soreness, delayed onset muscle soreness, doms, Exercise, FITNESS, gain, gym soreness, muscle ache, muscle discomfort, muscle fatigue, muscle pain, muscle recovery, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tightness, Pain, physical activity, pleasant soreness, post-workout, sore muscles, SwoleCraft, workout soreness

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Crops Grown:	9193	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old workout routines that leave you feeling like a limp noodle? Well, come join our Minecraft server where mining for diamonds is the ultimate workout! You’ll be swinging your pickaxe so much, you’ll have biceps bigger than Steve himself! And don’t worry about muscle soreness, because on our server, it’s considered a badge of honor. So come join us and get ripped while building your dream pixelated world!

KazakhstanCraft: Sky High Chaos

38 people killed, acknowledgment, air defense system, Azerbaijan Airlines, Chaos, Disaster, downed plane, Evasive, HIGH, international incident, investigation, Kazakhstan, KazakhstanCraft, Kremlin, plane crash, preliminary findings, reaction, Reuters, russia, Russian air defenses, SKY, sources, Tragedy

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with russian air defenses for funsies! 38 people died but who cares when you can join the chaos and destruction in our virtual world! we expect russia to acknowledge our epicness and maybe even join in on the fun! evasive kremlin’s reaction? pfft, they’re just jealous they’re not part of our crazy minecraft adventures! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you crash and burn like that plane, lol)!

ValorSmp

Adventure, Biomes, Challenges, climates, collaborate, Community, culture, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, FRIENDSHIPS, geography, Ip:, Map, Minecraft, Realistic, Server, smp, TOWN, Trade, ValorSmp

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8746
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Server Name	ValorSMP
Server Type	Towny Earth Adventure
Map Scale	1:500 Earth map
IP Address	[Coming Soon]
Discord	Join Discord

Overview

Join ValorSMP, a vibrant community where you can explore a massive Earth map, build towns, engage in friendly interactions, participate in events, and experience realistic gameplay.

FAQ

1. How do I join ValorSMP?

Currently, the IP address for ValorSMP is coming soon. Please join our Discord server for updates and community discussions.

2. What can I do in ValorSMP?

In ValorSMP, you can build your own town with friends, establish an economy, explore the Earth map, participate in events, and engage with a friendly community.

3. Are there any community events in ValorSMP?

Yes, ValorSMP hosts exciting events, competitions, and challenges to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging for players.

4. Is the gameplay on ValorSMP realistic?

ValorSMP offers a true-to-life Earth map with biomes, climates, and geography that mirror our world, providing a realistic and immersive gameplay experience.

5. How can I connect with other players in ValorSMP?

You can connect with other players, make friendships, and collaborate on epic adventures by joining the ValorSMP Discord server and interacting with the community.

Epic Exploration X-Stream 1.20.6

1.20.6, Epic, Exploration, xstream

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Hey you! Yeah, you with the blocky head! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Why join this server, you ask? Because we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant diamond castle where you can ride on a rollercoaster made of gold! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Oglebay Adventures Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Adventures, botanical gardens, Explore, family friendly, Golfing, History, holiday destination, Minecraft, nature trails, Oglebay, outdoor activities, Relaxation, resort, SightSeeing, smp, Spa, tourist attraction, travel, vacation, weekend getaway, West Virginia, Zoo

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7958
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Buildings Constructed:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more pranks than a pack of mischievous creepers, and more fun than a pig riding a chicken!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to build the most epic bases, battle it out in intense PvP matches, and even participate in our legendary annual sheep shearing competition. Trust us, you’ve never seen sheep shearing like this before – it’s a cutthroat competition where only the wooliest survive!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hold our top-secret meetings to discuss our plans for world domination. Will you join us in our quest for total Minecraft domination, or will you be left in the dust like a block of gravel?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, we’ve never been to oglebay.

RetroFilm SMP

cinematic masterpiece, classic film, controversial themes, critical examination, cultural evolution, cultural norms, ethical issues, film analysis, film criticism, film industry, historical context, iconic movie, modern perspective, moral dilemmas, outdated values, pop culture, RetroFilm, smp, social commentary, societal critique, societal standards, timeless classic

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Void Armor Forged:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Towns Built:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit server everrrr. Like, you gotta join because the admins are like, unicorns who can fly and grant you wishes. And the players are all secretly famous celebrities who just wanna play Minecraft in peace.

But wait, there’s more! The server has like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and diamonds. And if you find it, you get to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil mobs. It’s like, soooooo cool.

And like, the spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and rainbows. And there’s a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on your enemies. It’s like, totally insane.

So yeah, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because it’s the most awesome server in the whole entire universe. Like, for realz.

JokeMistakeCraft

Behavior, Body language, character traits, Communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Interpretation, JOKE, JokeMistakeCraft, misunderstanding, Perception, Personality, reactions, reactions to humor, SELF AWARENESS, sense of humor, sense of self, sensitivity, social cues, Social Skills

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	664	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Towns Built:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks just for fun, players who ride around on pigs wearing top hats, and players who communicate only in meows. You never know what hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and offer exclusive quests for those brave enough to seek them out. So if you want to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now!

KoreanCraft: POW Edition

Asia, Capture, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Euromaidan Press, foreign affairs, global news, international relations, KoreanCraft, Military, military capture, Military operations, News, north korean, political tensions, Pow, prisoners of war, Ukraine, ukrainians, War

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Votes:	6330	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Ukrainians capturing North Korean POWs like it’s a freakin’ war zone! You gotta see it to believe it, fam. Our players are straight up savage, building bases and taking prisoners like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Trust me, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Brain Face Recognition Fun

Awareness, Brain, brain function, cognition, Cognitive science, face, faces, facial recognition, Fun, Human Behavior, Memory, neuroscience, Perception, Psychology, recognition, research, study, subconscious, suppressed, uncanny ability, Unconscious, visual processing

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Towns Built:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Star Shards Collected:	110	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u gotta join this one cuz our players have the brain power to recognize faces even when they’re suppressed! like, how crazy is that?? imagine playing with ppl who can see ur face even when u think u hiding it! join now for a mind-bending experience that will make u question everything u thought u knew about minecraft servers. come on, u know u wanna see what all the hype is about!

Edenor – Private server Minecraft server

atmosphere, Audience, banner, Buildings, DISCOUNT, Events, free pass, group, image, Join, Minecraft, No Private, Pirate, Play, pleasant sides, private server, promotional code, Relax, Roleplay, rp, Survival, Telegram, Two Years, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

We are a private project, with a pretty good audience, no privates and no signature.

On the server you will find many beautiful and interesting buildings, RP situations and just a good, quiet atmosphere in which you can calmly play and relax.

We have been working for more than two years and show only the pleasant sides of Minecraft!

Do you want to join us?

Subscribe to our group: https://vk.com/edenorrp

To our telegram: https://t.me/edenorrp

Buy a passage on the website: https://edenor.fun/ use the promotional code for a discount “edenormc”!

Or apply for a free pass: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd-asUYQunGAYl0pGbM2gNyCkJQI1SwG6b7huKl5qyf5sFXfg/viewform

mc.edenor.fun

TSMP [roleplay]

alliances, Aventura, Collaborative, Community, custom mods, Discord, Events, Factions, Game, Immersive, Minecraft, misterio, player, Roleplay, Roleplaying, rules, Secrets, Servidor, smp, Story, TSMP, voice chat

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TSMP \| Aventura, Mistério e Roleplay
Location	Brazil (🇧🇷)
Description	Bem-vindo à Ilha Smaragdus, um lugar cheio de segredos, aventuras e histórias épicas! Localizada em um arquipélago isolado, a ilha é controlada pela misteriosa OVI (Organização Visionária Imaginada), uma entidade poderosa e enigmática.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
O que te espera em Smaragdus?	Histórias interligadas, conflitos e alianças, cenário imersivo, narrativas dinâmicas.
Qual é o foco do servidor?	Roleplay colaborativo, onde suas escolhas e ações moldam o futuro da ilha.
Quais são as características principais?	Roleplay imersivo, mods personalizados, voice chat por proximidade, comunidade engajada.
Como posso participar?	Conecte-se à Ilha Smaragdus e descubra os segredos que a OVI e outros não querem que você saiba!

NOSSO DISCORD: https://discord.gg/APMq9QHc

Ethereal Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, beats, BIGGER….., CLARA, coffee, Company, Crashing, Drama, Ethereal, health, Holo, indie sad girls, Melty, next year, niji, outshines, phase, Phasing out, pippa, Realms, Remi, sad girls, Singers

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Animals Bred:	159
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride! We’ve got sad girls, but indie ones are way cooler. Who even drinks coffee? Not us! Singers? Holo is where it’s at. Drama? Niji is the real deal. Clara is a mess waiting to happen. Remi’s health is a ticking time bomb. Pippa won’t survive if things get bigger. So join our server for a chaotic and unpredictable experience!

SMP Minecraft – Femdom SMP General

Biological women, Bloody Christmas Edition, bump limit, christmas lights, Dommes, femdom, Femdom General, general, greedy brat, little elf, loved ones, Minecraft, retards, Royal treatment, santa, Santa’s sack, smp, SUBS, Superior sex, TAS, tq, worshiping women

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship women as the superior sex and give them the royal treatment they deserve! Only biological women allowed, because we’re all about that girl power here.

Join us for our belated Bloody Christmas Edition, where we celebrate the holiday season in the most outrageous way possible. Dommes, would you rather be the Santa in charge or watch your sub try to do it while being a greedy brat? Subs, how would you handle being your domme’s little elf, preparing food and maybe even Christmas lights?

Don’t be a retard, enjoy the last week of the year with your loved ones and pay attention to the bump limit. Or else, you might find yourself in Santa’s sack for next year’s festivities!

Previous Edition: [link to previous thread]

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast and worship those fabulous females!

KidMeSaysMCSMP

child version, Childhood, emotional well being, Future, Inner child, KidMeSaysMCSMP, mental health, past, personal growth, PRESENT, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, self-identity, self-validation

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6897	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Bro, if you join this epic Minecraft SMP, you’ll be transported to a magical land where the child version of you will actually appear and ask if we turned out okay. And get this, if you say yes, you get a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. But if you say no, you have to fight a giant chicken with a mustache. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and let’s see if we turned out okay together!

Players:	100/400	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Emeralds Found:	343	Zombie Dances:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Star Shards Collected:	132