The One Is Not Real Minecraft SMP

Artificial, counterfeit, Deception, Delusion, Fabricated, Fake, Fallacy, false, fictitious, fraudulent, hoax, ILLUSION, Imaginary, long tail, make believe, Minecraft, mirage, not real, Phony, real, smp, the one, unreal

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs while sipping on potions of invisibility.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft!

PandemicCraft Minecraft Server

avian influenza, bird flu, Epidemic, genetic mutation, global health, H5N1, human receptors, infectious agent, Infectious Disease, Minecraft, mutation, pandemic potential, PandemicCraft, public health, respiratory illness, Server, viral evolution, viral mutation, viral outbreak, Viral Pathogenesis, viral replication, viral transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Farms Harvested:	495	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Potions Brewed:	85	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got H5N1 bird flu running rampant and mutating like crazy! watch out for those sneaky little viruses, they might just take over the whole server and turn everyone into zombie chickens. but don’t worry, we got potions and enchanted swords to fight them off.

if you’re feeling brave, come explore our infected villages and abandoned hospitals filled with loot and danger. who knows, you might even find a cure hidden deep within the dungeons. or maybe you’ll just end up with a beak and feathers, who knows!

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you battle against the deadliest flu virus in minecraft history. just remember to wash your hands and wear a mask, you never know what might be lurking around the corner. let’s get infected, baby!

MissileMayhemCraft

air safety, aircraft investigation, airline disaster, airplane crash, Aviation (Industry), aviation accident, aviation experts, aviation news, aviation regulations, aviation security, aviation tragedy, aviation updates, Azerbaijan Airlines, crash, flight investigation, international incident, missile strike, MissileMayhemCraft, Preliminary investigation, Russian involvement, Russian missile

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	12

So, like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a Russian missile caused a crazy airplane crash in Azerbaijan. And you know what happened next? The survivors all ended up on this server and had to build their way to safety using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. It was wild, man! So if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving a missile attack in Minecraft, you gotta join this server, dude. Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of that? Come join the madness, my friend!

Mitten String Madness

accessories, clothing, fashion, Frustration, Laundry, laundry day, lost socks, madness, mismatched socks, missing items, missing socks, Mitten, mittens, organization, organization tips, pairs, socks, storage solutions, String, Wardrobe, winter accessories, winter clothing

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Animals Bred:	60
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

join our epic minecraft server where mittens on a string rule the land! forget about socks, they always disappear anyways. but mittens? they stick around like a loyal pet dog.

imagine a world where you can ride a giant mitten into battle against a horde of evil creepers. or maybe you just want to cozy up by the fire with your trusty mitten companion. the possibilities are endless on our server!

we have custom mitten-themed skins, mitten-shaped buildings, and even a secret mitten society that you can join if you prove your worth in battle. who knew that a simple piece of winter clothing could hold so much power in the minecraft universe?

so come join us and experience the madness of mittens on a string! who needs socks when you have mittens to keep you warm and stylish in the world of minecraft?

Realm of the Unknown 1.20.5

1.20.5, action, Adventure, badass gameplay, Borderlands 4, co-op, Excited, First Person Shooter, Gaming, gearbox software, Hawk Tuah gun, hype, looter shooter, Looting, multiplayer, New Release, PANDORA, Realm, RPG, Shooter, unknown, vault hunters, video game

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like playing with a Hawk Tuah gun but in blocky pixel form!

You can build your own crazy world and shoot creepers with style!

Forget boring old guns, we got pixelated awesomeness waiting for you!

Join now and unleash your inner blocky warrior!

Birmingham Blockbuster Minecraft SMP

Alabama, BIRMINGHAM, blockbuster, Cinema, city life, Community, crime, culture, Diversity, Drama, Entertainment, film, local ], Minecraft, movies, Mystery, no sports, non-sports, Recommendations, smp, Southern, Thriller, Urban

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, in the land of blocks and mobs, there was a legendary player who built a house so epic, even the Ender Dragon was jealous. And on our server, you too can build your own epic creations and show off your building skills to the whole world!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your quest for the Disco Sheep today!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, every block you mine has a chance of dropping a diamond. That’s right, diamonds for days! So come join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GiftGateCraft

ACCUSATION, Argument, awkward, Boyfriend, Childhood, christmas, Communication, disagreement, friendship, gift, GiftGateCraft, Girlfriend, inappropriate, inseparable, makeup, Memento, PLATONIC, relationship, response, shopping, woodworking

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested over wooden bowls! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and earring storage solutions.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over a small wooden bowl. Will you stand your ground like our brave player, or will you cave under the pressure of your friend’s demanding girlfriend?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground earring storage facility, or uncover the truth behind the mysterious origins of the wooden bowl.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested, drama is served hot, and the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a handmade gift from your childhood. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join now and see what kind of outrageous stories you’ll be a part of next!

Pre911Craft

historical events, life before 9/11, pre-9/11, pre-9/11 atmosphere, pre-9/11 changes, pre-9/11 comparisons, pre-9/11 culture, pre-9/11 experiences, pre-9/11 impact, pre-9/11 innocence, pre-9/11 lifestyle, pre-9/11 memories, pre-9/11 mindset, pre-9/11 nostalgia, pre-9/11 perspective, pre-9/11 reflections, pre-9/11 security., pre-9/11 society, pre-9/11 transformation, pre-9/11 world, Pre911Craft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Potions Brewed:	175	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Remember the good ol’ days before 9/11 when the world was a simpler place? Well, our Minecraft server is like a time machine back to those carefree times! Join us for a blast from the past and experience a world where creepers were just misunderstood cuddly creatures and diamond armor was the height of fashion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Rumor has it that if you find him in-game, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for unlimited diamonds, he’s a bit touchy about that).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement). Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!

FluCraft Minecraft Server

animal to human transmission, avian influenza, bird flu, epidemiology, FluCraft, global health, health crisis, human receptors, Infectious Disease, infectious outbreak, Minecraft, mutation, mutation risk, outbreak, pandemic, public health, respiratory illness, Server, viral infection, virology, virus mutation, warning signs, zoonotic disease

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants? Well, look no further, cuz our server is the bomb diggity! We got pigs that can fly, cows that do the cha-cha, and zombies that breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether. We’ve got secret treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the End, where you can battle the Ender Dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

But beware, my friend, for danger lurks around every corner. You never know when a sneaky skeleton might shoot you in the back, or a devious witch might cast a spell on you. And don’t even get me started on those pesky creepers who love nothing more than blowing up your hard-earned creations.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to watch out for that bird flu…wait, what? Oh nevermind, just come join the fun!

EagleS Tanker Trouble – Estlink 2 Mischief

Baltic Sea, criminal activity, Damage, Eagle S tanker, Eagles, electricity transmission, energy supply, environmental impact, Estlink, Estlink 2 power cable, finland, Finnish Police, infrastructure damage, investigation, law enforcement, legal proceedings, maritime incident, maritime security, Mischief, sabotage, SUSPECT, Tanker, Trouble, underwater cables, vessel inspection

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BAM! You get a message from the Finnish Police saying there’s, like, this crazy Eagle S tanker causing chaos and messing up power cables! And guess what? It’s all goin’ down on our server!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you’ll be dodging tankers and fixing power cables while trying to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Who knows, you might even become a hero and save the day from the evil tanker! See you there, adventurer!

Domain.

anti-creeper., Armour stands+, Chunks, Community, data packs, Discord, Domain, Dynmap, Enderman, Game experience, ghast griefing, Long Term Projects, minecraft server, mini blocks, Mob Heads, player heads, Plugins, Regenerate, Seed, Semi Vanilla, Server Information, Spawn

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Towns Built:	4
Enchantments Applied:	250	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	7622

Domain Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
World Generation	1.20 (updated to 1.21.4)
Features	– Anti-creeper, enderman, ghast griefing – Armour stands – Mini-blocks, mob heads, and player heads – Dynmap

Join Us On Discord

Server information can be found on our Discord server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is the server type?

Domain Minecraft Server is a semi-vanilla server.

When was the world generated?

The world was originally generated in 1.20 and has been updated to 1.21.4.

Does the server have any special features?

Yes, the server uses plugins and data packs that include anti-griefing measures, armour stands, mini-blocks, mob heads, player heads, and Dynmap.

Where can I find more information about the server?

You can find more information and join the server on our Discord server at: https://discord.gg/cw9gJH498T.

Mystic Crafted Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Alt-Right, antisemitism, conspiracy theories, covid vaccines, crafted, current events, extremism, far right, internet culture, kikeslide, micro chips, Misinformation, mystic, online communities, online forums, online harassment, POL, polandanon, Political discussion, Realms, slide thread, trolling, webm

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4969
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3748
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	1305	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion!

Experience the thrill of dodging slide threads and kikeslide infestations in a virtual world like no other!

Unleash your inner polandanon and uncover the truth behind the micro chips in the covid vaccines in our wacky server events!

Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and embrace the insanity!

Spy x Family Minecraft SMP

Blackbells, christmas dinner, comedic, Competition, Disappointment, Espionage, fake daughter, FAKE WIFE, family, family dynamics, Festive, holiday meal, holiday season, humor, largest turkey, Minecraft, perfect dinner, secret agent, Settling, smp, Spy, spy mission, spy x family, undercover

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Emeralds Found:	6127	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Votes:	8479	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

🎄🍗 Need a break from the drama of your fake family? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only turkey you’ll be fighting over is the one you’re trying to cook for yourself! No more Blackbells stealing your dinner plans, just pure unadulterated fun and chaos. Who needs a fake wife and daughter when you can have a fake diamond sword and pet creeper instead? Join now and leave the holiday stress behind! 🎮💥 #TurkeyWars #MinecraftMadness

CraftyHacksMC

clever strategies, CraftyHacksMC, creative thinking, daily routines, efficiency, habits, innovative ideas, life hacks, organization, personal development, problem solving, productivity, self improvement, shortcuts, smart hacks, success mindset, time-saving, Tips, Tricks, unconventional methods, unique solutions

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine for resources like a peasant? Well, on our server, we have a secret hack where all you have to do is say “abracadabra” and diamonds will rain from the sky! It’s like having your own personal diamond dispenser, but way more magical.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our pigs have wings and our chickens have a taste for brains, so get ready for the most epic showdown of your Minecraft life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a hidden portal that leads straight to a land made entirely of candy. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of gingerbread and lollipops, and never have to worry about running out of sweets again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

BelarusBlock Minecraft Server

Belarus, BelarusBlock, Citizens, Consular Assistance, crisis management., diplomatic relations, emergency alert, evacuation, foreign policy, international relations, Issues, Leave, Minecraft, Political unrest, Rising, safety risks, security concerns, Server, State Department, travel advisory, travel safety, Urgent Warning, US

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Votes:	7382	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

lol u know what’s safer than belarus? our minecraft server! u won’t have to worry about no urgent warnings here, just build, mine, and have a blast! plus, we got unicorns roaming around that drop diamonds when u pet them. true story, bro. so leave belarus behind and join us for some epic minecraft fun!

AzerCraft: No Hypotheses!

#authorities, accident, air travel, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), Azerbaijan Airlines, AzerCraft, Caution, Condolences, crash, hypotheses, Incident, International, investigation, plane crash, response, russia, Safety, speculation, Tragedy, Warns

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9

u know what u dont need to worry about no airplane crashes on our minecraft server cuz we dont even have airplanes. we got dragons tho. yep, u heard me right. u can ride a freakin dragon on this server. and not just any dragon, a rainbow sparkly dragon that farts glitter.

also, we got a secret underground city filled with talking llamas who will trade u diamonds for cookies. but be careful, they have a llama mafia that will break ur kneecaps if u try to cheat them.

oh, and did i mention we have a haunted forest where u can find a magical unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples? yep, it’s true.

so if u wanna join a server where u can ride dragons, trade with llamas, and find unicorn poop, then come join us. but be warned, once u join, u can never leave. mwahahaha.