The New Mustapha Pasha Minecraft Server

constantinople, historical fiction, Imperial harem, Istanbul, Minecraft, mustapha, Ottoman dynasty, ottoman empire, Ottoman intrigue, Ottoman politics, Ottoman ruler, Ottoman society, Ottoman sultan, Palace intrigue, pasha, political drama, royal court, Server, sultan, sultana, The New Mustapha Pasha, Topkapi Palace, turkish culture, Turkish history

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Potions Brewed:	54
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	984

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Our server, The New Mustapha Pasha, is like no other with its crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous baby villagers.

So why wait? Join The New Mustapha Pasha today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a gang of killer bunnies or being chased by a giant chicken with a vendetta. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

Square Root Society

1980 babies, 45, age, Birthday, born in 1980, calculation, fun fact, generation, INTERESTING, long tail, Math, milestone, numerical connection, Root, society, Special, Square, square root, tags, Trivia, turning 45, Unique, year

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

join our epic minecraft server where 1980 babies are the true rulers. why, you ask? because their age is the square root of the year, 45. that’s right, they are the chosen ones destined to build the most epic structures and slay the most wicked mobs.

come join the fun and witness 1980 babies creating pixel art masterpieces that will blow your mind. watch as they ride pigs into battle and conquer the land with their superior building skills.

if you’re not a 1980 baby, don’t worry! we welcome all players with open arms. come and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues when a bunch of 1980 babies take over a minecraft server. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Ballhog SMP

ballhog, smp, SMP Java Survival Community Adventure Bases Biomes Collaboration Lag-free Events Casual Hardcore Fair gameplay Exploration Trade Solo Team Vibe Rules Events

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Ballhog SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Playerbase	Chill and Friendly
Features	Fair rules, exciting events, relaxed atmosphere
Server IP	103.152.197.167:25576

FAQs

Q: Is this server modded?

A: No, this server is pure vanilla survival with no mods or plugins.

Q: What kind of community does this server have?

A: The playerbase is friendly, welcoming, and loves to collaborate and trade.

Q: Are there any special events on this server?

A: Yes, there are exciting events organized regularly for all players to enjoy.

Q: Is the server lag-free?

A: Yes, the server provides a lag-free experience for all players.

Q: Can I play solo on this server?

A: Absolutely! Whether you’re a solo player or enjoy teaming up with others, there’s something for everyone on Ballhog SMP.

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	9546	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Votes:	8957
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8900
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	7928	Meteorites Collected:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5143

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Farms Harvested:	367
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Animals Bred:	78
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Potions Brewed:	72	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimension Hops:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.